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I’m overwhelmed today, so I’ll just sit here and browse recipes on my phone while avoiding eye contact with the to-do list on my fridge.

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Oh, oopsie. Hope these unfunny twats pay attention to a concept the rest of us enjoy called, “consequences.”

The Cure announced as first headliner for Rock Werchter 2026 The Cure have been announced as the Sunday night headliner for next year’s Rock Werchter Festival in Belgium.

Werchter an amazing festival that we have been playing for years. Very happy about this one.

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This belongs on a t-shirt (that no one would wear because Holyday, ew).

IG is hiding replies from women indicating that the photogs should be paid. Trash socials.

A band I love is seeking women & nb photogs to shoot a leg of their tour, but it’s unpaid (for “exposure” lol).

All the young things commenting on IG are like, “sick, cool, amazing” and chirpy old fecker me is like, “pay artists, you cheap arseholes.” Love when women ‘get’ to work for free.

“Charlotte Sometimes” by the Cure was a UK #44 hit in 1981. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #vinylcommunity #thecure #EveryHitSongEver

I mean, any loud phone conversation (or video sans headphones) on transit should be a hard no.

We’re all unwilling captive audiences these days, and it’s noise pollution.

Marineland is a cruel and disgusting place for beautiful social sea mammals.

I’m so sad for the belugas.

Chilling.

Amazing! 🤩

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It really is. I hate the feckers who’ve unleashed hell on everyone. I hope they suffer when their ends come. 😭

It’s difficult to keep our chins up, isn’t? ☹️

I’m not the sucking up kind, so I’m not a fan of suckers-up.

This new authoritarian world order is a massive downer.

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Our pm has a transgender daughter, but go off, you dimwitted hate spigot.

And hands up if you look forward to rutabaga/turnip + carrot mash ✋🏼

Canadian Thanksgiving is this coming weekend. It is essentially a harvest festival, and our ‘traditional’ recipes don’t include green bean casserole or cornbread stuffing.

Come on, food bloggers…do a little research, and dispense with the fancy-pants upgrades.

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Go find Kae Tempest’s shattering spoken word at the Ivors. He’s magnificent.

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Nat Po is such a rag. Imagine publishing a story about a guy having to ‘self deport’ from Vegas because an off-duty ice cop saw a Canadian passport in his wallet. 🤣

My dude, our passport is the size of a Beatrix Potter book, but please do keep trying to pass this off as true.

Watching clips of the masked-up goons on the streets of Chicago and thinking that The Handmaid’s Tale should slide into the documentary section on Netflix.

Holy hell.

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What is president shitzhispants even talking about now, holy cats?!

That’s some bad coke.

Funny how AB & SK insist that “their” critical minerals, oil, and potash belong to their provinces, but that the western coastline of Canada is “everyone’s.” 🤔

I’m firmly in the ‘one for all and all for one’ camp btw.

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Yeah, he’s incredible in Steve. I road-tripped to NYC to see him in the stage adaptation of Grief is the Thing with Feathers. It was so good, I went twice. I know Max irl and he’s a gigantic heart & talent on two legs.