Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions

This is actually how we all dress on Canada Day.

“Clients of a single firm — Rubicon Strategy — have received more than $100 million from the Skills Development Fund (SDF)…

Rubicon is owned by Kory Teneycke, the premier’s campaign manager.”

Now waiting for Doug to say he’s not a micromanager and has never met his campaign manager.

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You know Johnson’s the guy in the bar who pretends to let his buddies hold him back while he chirps a guy he knows will clean his clock.

Serious question: What's stopping the State of Illinois from arresting Stephen Miller & charging him with incitement?

The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy.

At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.

I’ve predicted a lot of things. I told everyone about Bin Laden in 2000. Bad fella. Tried to warn everyone. I even went over to Pete Hegseth’s college dorm room and told him. He can verify that. Very verifiable. Before that, I predicted Fonzie would jump that shark. Big jump. I like mashed potatoes.

'No more losing,' Poilievre tells Carney in scathing letter ahead of PM's face-to-face with Trump | CBC News Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre has penned a scathing letter to the prime minister ahead of his meeting with the U.S. president on Tuesday, saying Mark Carney has been a disappointment on the tra...

Local man intimately familiar with losing tells others to stop doing that.

The speed at which we normalized groceries being ludicrously expensive is so demoralizing.

Child sex trafficker? Is she a Dem? No? Okay, so I'll have to take a look at it then.

Trump also predicted the Hindenburg crash, the invention of television and Jesus's birth.

Her deflection is almost as blinding as the cross she usually wears to try to ward off purgatory.

Our Conservative Premier here in Ontario often reminds people he and his government work 24/7 - 365 days a year. So the precedent's certainly been set.

Okay, but we all know that stuff is all Trudeau's fault.

White House releases photo of Portland taken this morning.

Vehicles registered to Ford cabinet ministers caught by speed cameras more than 20 times | Globalnews.ca Documents obtained by Global News reveal that, over three years, vehicles registered to Ford’s cabinet minister received more than $3,300 in fines for speeding.

To be fair, who among us hasn't been caught doing 70 in a 40 when we were running a little late for a ribbon cutting at a new private healthcare clinic or to pick up a bag of donations from real estate developers?

Speed bumps = spilled Timmys'.

In all seriousness, I suspect Doug's opposition to photo radar is more a matter from the Toronto Police Association complaining that speed control automation is freeing up way too much time for police to do community outreach and crime prevention stuff.

Not an invalid argument.

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Break it and then shut it down because it's broken. It's the Conservative way.

'No more losing,' Poilievre tells Carney in scathing letter ahead of PM's face-to-face with Trump | CBC News Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre has penned a scathing letter to the prime minister ahead of his meeting with the U.S. president on Tuesday, saying Mark Carney has been a disappointment on the tra...

Local man intimately familiar with losing tells others to stop doing that.

I'm confused. If half the police force is tied up acting like crossing guards at construction sites (which I do not doubt - I lived in downtown TO for a long time) - how are they also going to be doing radar patrol in school zones?

They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs! They're eating the children!

I wonder if Doug's reading this article as he drives himself to work this morning.

I believe this is commonly known as a fire sale.

Fifty Murders a Weekend is the name of my Imagine Dragons cover band.

Incorrect.

This is a photo of Doug doing a cameo on the reboot of Strange Brew.

Photo radar in safety zones. Don't speed. I don't see how this is contentious.