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"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi

Randy Feenstra campaigning for governor like the entire state population is his grandma telling him what a big boy he’s becoming while he shows off the wings the pilot gave him on the flight to visit. 🤣

No one is more committed to a bit than Feenstra going to new heights

Really? Why?

Oh hello there

Great win. Very good chance this ends up as a Q1 game. Lipsey was phenomenal but it seems like everyone that played contributed.

What a half of basketball from the Cyclones.

Gonna go ahead and block anything associated with Kalshi or Polymarket forever

Yeah, Rocco needs to take a seat for a half

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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

I hope Iowa Dems are paying attention. This was a pretty great night, and I want to have another one about a year from now.

Woke is back baby!

Indiana

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

BYU should probably stop missing every free throw and layup #analysis

Heck of a win for Arizona and the Big 12. We love to see it.

Gonna try and post some college hoops plays here throughout the year. Here’s what I like tonight:

Arizona/Florida Over 163.5. UF has a ton of offensive talent and should dominate in the post.

BYU/Nova Over 153.5 and BYU Over 82.5. Cougs have the best offense in the sport and should start fast.

I don’t know what the perfect format is for NASCAR to crown a champion but it probably shouldn’t be one where a blown tire with 2 laps left in the last race changes the outcome of the whole season.

Could be prisoner of the moment but Elliott at least won the last 2 races that year. Larson just sort of had it fall into his lap and was mostly non-competitive in the championship race.

Will Larson be the most forgotten about championship season ever? This one is 100% about the guy that didn’t win.

COLSTON LOVELAND

Just once it would be nice to have someone ask him if he’s aware of anything Trump has said or done in the last week

Isn’t it interesting that Mike Johnson is seemingly aware of any edgy joke made by a random school teacher 6 months ago but not about what the President said yesterday? 🤔

Twitter is owned by literally Elon Musk and they are still complaining about tweets not getting enough engagement.

Yeah Ohtani really is the best player in the history of baseball. That’s not hyperbole.

Oh

Blue Jays! America’s Team!

Don’t tell the Big 12