Callaghan

….And so Callaghan went forth to crack open a decent FIFTH in order to toast the FIRST, who’s still, it ‘twould seem, plodding away…

#Kimmel

JUST IN: Disney Bringing Back Jimmy Kimmel’s Show After Backlash The Walt Disney Company is bringing back Jimmy Kimmel's show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the company announced Monday.

I believe the Avengers (Marvel and beyond) did some marvelous angering shit…

So, bravo, my superhero pallies… you are ripped from the pages of The Resistance Issue #8647.

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(Once) Dear America,

More of this.

-Your Secular Humanist Atheist Citizen

PS- ABOLISH THE SECOND

#Minneapolis

LISTEN-UP:
#SouthPark full-on babaganooshing #Trump is the best satire of our ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ grown-ass twenty-first century so far. It is every bit a satirical𝓵-back to his older sibling’s CATCH-22.

Also, whenever I need the lexiconic use of “fuck-you money”, I might just nab a “MatTreyoo money” instead.

THEEEEE𝙉ooooo!!

RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

_____________________

#MalcolmJamalWarner

Based in toto on banal memories of CallagPallies of the Italian persuasion having their living room furniture all wrapped in plastic…

It’s sure is nice to see #Vance spreading the unnationalistic message of safe sex, with his trip to #Italy..

His face’s barely 𝑚𝑢𝑚’ed intensity,
A torrid storm always brewing;
with the thinnest panes of smiling eyes
being the only protection between you and its fury… his fury. That was the screen presence of GENE HACKMAN.

RIP to one of the Natural Masters.

#RIP #GeneHackman

You’d have to be one fathead rube to 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 the whole #tiktok con that #Trump shilled was anything but.

You 𝑑𝑜 get a few street points for recognizing the #Elon SEIG HEIL is a toe-dipping barometer to gauge public out-rage/cry.

[spoiler] We’re failing the moment, fellow cold-toed monosyllabicers

Upon my thinking of that #Inauguration stage..

Fuck his dazzling self-aggrandizement, his huge-ass hubris, that brazenfaced mesmerism on him, that ego, that pride.

Also, fuck Trump.

*figuratively speaking, 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒.

In the interim, so long as the top of her head is [chef’s kiss]…

Me? Just sitting here and, in however small doses my 𝘐𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 can handle, watching the #Senate ̷c̷o̷n̷f̷i̷r̷m̷a̷t̷i̷o̷n̷ cuntfirmation hearings…

Happy Krampusnacht, you naughties…

My 2024 Wrapped - Get yours 2024 Wrapped

Still cruising with The Chairman around Undefeatedsville…

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Watching a #GODFATHER PART II YouTube REACTION dealeo last night.

[beware! deep cut joke below]

Senator Geary had just dropped the disrespectful af “𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑖𝑙 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚” bit.

REACTION GUY: Looks like there may be some dead 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆 in his bed soon.

ME (to the screen): No, just the 𝙤𝙣𝙚.

Picture of a hornet’s nest claiming the LGBTQ are hiding cameras inside them and they need to be knocked down in Jesus’s name

Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽

I’ve yet to take a swing at that sniveling yellow swivel small dock #Gaetz.

I feel his very submission is something of a Kansas City shuffle‍. Same with that mungy muthaFoxer #Hegseth. Their nominations were yanked right off the Bat-utility belt, likely to smoke screen from some #Elon bitcoin shiz…

It’s the ideological untruth (𝑙𝑖𝑒’𝑑𝑒𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙?) version of “just the tip”…

Low class. El Cheapo. Spirit. Sprayed-on color not found in nature. Bankruptcy.

I’m not sure if #SpiritAirlines is in a corporate pickle or Mar-a-Lago is getting A CHRISTMAS CAROLed…

To quote #Trump’s AUSTERE, not at all UNSERIOUS Chief-of-Staff appointee #SusieWiles last week:
“The clown car can't come into the White House all willy-…”
[the full-open blast of a seltzer water bottle from five days in the future]
𝑷𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑻!!
𝑆𝑃𝐿𝑂𝑆𝐻!!
“…(gurgle!) -nilly (gluuub!) like.”

This #MikeTyson fight is the bowl of escapist mirth our collective devastation needs to shmeez...

My prediction? This #JakePaul pisher is gonna regret using the life cheat code 007 373 596.

Hey, howdy, hey, my dear. Looks like this blue sky party is gonna be a real shindig.

♫ Nothing but .bsky(s) from now on.. ♫

Three hundred characters. Keeps a fella honest; brevity being thus-hole of twit, and all…