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sold my soul for a damn triple a battery trans ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ she/her

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Latest posts by eleusinianmysteries.dev on Bluesky

youโ€™ll know itโ€™s a real turkey tail if it gobbles when you try to pick it

24.03.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lore accurate scp articles

24.01.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
image of jd vance with a lollipop, propeller hat, and fat cheeks

image of jd vance with a lollipop, propeller hat, and fat cheeks

THIS is the REAL jorkindaPEANUS vance. How does this make you feel?

24.01.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, I can't describe how passionately I dream about working at an old-school rock music radio station and writing about whales and Antarctic exploration without having a single thought about war and global politics.

20.01.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10858    ๐Ÿ” 532    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 170    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

this actually is my first rodeo and i'm fucking scared

21.01.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 273    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ambush? yeah i am in her bush thanks for asking

22.01.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

19.01.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29212    ๐Ÿ” 4660    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 516    ๐Ÿ“Œ 156

the wildest thing about Ready Player One is that it creates this world that is starkly dystopian, where the real world is so ruined and miserable that everybody retreats into synthetic dreams to avoid facing it, then goes "but the dreams are sick tho"

18.01.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 211    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

elite ball reference

19.01.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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looks like itโ€™s over

19.01.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyone else bawling their eyes out over their tiktok saves or just me

14.01.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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me dying after taking the tiktok shop adderal

13.01.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crazy how even after 14 years Minecraft is still the best video game

13.01.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3325    ๐Ÿ” 204    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 188    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

i need to listen to music in a way that is concerning to my hearing

28.12.2024 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fucking what street

28.12.2024 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every software thatโ€™s shoved LLM stuff in my face has been literally trash. Notion, slack, office, search, even ChatGPT. Every attempt Iโ€™ve made to use it for high quality has been complete garbage. Its entire worth is from hyperbole and people who are fine with mediocrity*

27.12.2024 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 248    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

cant decide what to eat so i will sit and be hangry instead :3

27.12.2024 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 493    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the real enemies are the ones who buy your parents little tech doodads that require your IT assistance

27.12.2024 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1213    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

my 12-week-old son just now: "father, although i am quite looking forward to the continued growth of bluesky, i would very much like to see them roll out more robust notification filtering."
me: huh? oh. uh yeah maybe. listen kid i think it's about time for your nap
him: "aha! it might well be!"

27.12.2024 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2903    ๐Ÿ” 152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

This may be an "old woman yells at cloud" moment, but I genuinely do miss when a game just released fully and that was it. No extra DLC content, no micro transactions, etc. Just buying the game and you get the ENTIRE experience in box.

27.12.2024 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9818    ๐Ÿ” 1020    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 419    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112
canon rebel 17 camera on blue bedsheet

canon rebel 17 camera on blue bedsheet

just got a camera what are some good photos for beginners (how the hell do i use this thingโ€ฆ)

26.12.2024 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it tastes goodโ€ฆ

26.12.2024 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay scrooge

26.12.2024 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MERRY CHRISTMAS ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽโœจ

25.12.2024 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

raulders gate 3

26.12.2024 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how tall do you think hank green is

26.12.2024 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Team Fortress #7 - The Days Have Worn Away

TF2 COMIC 7 IS OUT NOT A DRILL!!!!!
www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedays...

20.12.2024 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out

19.12.2024 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7073    ๐Ÿ” 418    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 487    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

iโ€™m so sorry

20.12.2024 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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