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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror

@witneyseibold.bsky.social

Critic, essayist, semi-talented snot. Co-host of the podcasts on the Critically Acclaimed Network. Bylines at /Film, IGN, TVGuide, Nerdist, and many others. Rotten Tomatoes-approved. He/him. SubGenius. πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™

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Thinking about this scene in Zone Fighter Episode 21 where Godzilla randomly pops up, hauls ass, does a dorky pose, then beats the ever-loving shit out of this tentacle monster.

04.11.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave SUMNER, NEβ€”The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...

theonion.com/dick-cheney-...

04.11.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3173    πŸ” 482    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 28

Say what you will about Dick Cheney

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Long snake like creature

Long snake like creature

The Worm

#darkart #horrorart #art #digitalart #scaryart

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New normal. We're in the Smash-and-Grab era of Hollywood.

04.11.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Titanic Team-up!
#Batman #GreenHornet
#tvshow #1960s

02.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person thingsβ€”petting bodega cats, riding public transportβ€”you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits

02.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10085    πŸ” 1822    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 72
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TREK STAR: The Doug Drexler Documentary Go behind-the-scenes with legendary Star Trek designer DOUG DREXLER in this new Documentary!

Doug Drexler has an amazing career. From retail entrepreneur and magazine editor, to makeup artist, to graphic designer, to visual effects wizard. Help us to help Doug tell his adventures by joining us in supporting his Kickstarter!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/jas...

02.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just hope both teams had fun.

02.11.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Jack Skellington had 364 days to prepare for Christmas instead of the 55 days after Halloween, wpuld he have done a better job? Maybe one the people would have liked?

02.11.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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On November 17 and 24, @willowcatelyn.bsky.social and I will be on TCM talking about films featured in our book. More details to come.

02.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 11

Happy haunts materialize
Then begin to vocalize
MY NAME IS BRAAAAAAAAAK!

02.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
green giant statue (1979), early morning angle view, route 169, blue earth, minnesota, 1988

green giant statue (1979), early morning angle view, route 169, blue earth, minnesota, 1988

green giant statue (1979), early morning angle view, route 169, blue earth, minnesota, 1988

01.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12
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Astronomers capture vast cosmic bat spreading its wings in time for Halloween (photo) The European Southern Observatory captured a nebula bat during a survey of the Milky Way's galactic plane.

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The European Southern Observatory captured a nebula bat during a survey of the Milky Way's galactic plane.The nebula's haunting outline is carved from swirling clouds of gas and dust inside a vast stellar nursery. A nursery!! πŸŒŒπŸ’«

#Space #Nebula #Astrophotography

www.space.com/stargazing/a...

31.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"Biyah-Pic."

01.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It means you don't get it, old man.

01.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of Isaac and Malachai from th movie Children of the Corn. Malachai stands on a box yelling some dumb crap. There's a cornfield in the background.

A drawing of Isaac and Malachai from th movie Children of the Corn. Malachai stands on a box yelling some dumb crap. There's a cornfield in the background.

Halloween Rerun

31.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

*two words.

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Drawing of JosΓ© Mojica Marins as his character ZΓ© do CaixΓ£o aka Coffin Joe. The first film featuring the amoral undertaker was At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul. Coffin Joe is holding a skull and is sporting his customary top hat, cape and elongated fingernails. Skulls and burning candles float in the background.

Drawing of JosΓ© Mojica Marins as his character ZΓ© do CaixΓ£o aka Coffin Joe. The first film featuring the amoral undertaker was At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul. Coffin Joe is holding a skull and is sporting his customary top hat, cape and elongated fingernails. Skulls and burning candles float in the background.

Halloween Rerun

31.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

Welcome to Ficusworld.

31.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
andyβ„’
β€’@dracula please delete. ur a count
4:16 PM β€’ 6/2/16

andyβ„’ β€’@dracula please delete. ur a count 4:16 PM β€’ 6/2/16

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

31.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6514    πŸ” 875    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 9

I am not proud of this one.

31.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An adult magazine featuring busty ghosts called "Big Supernaturals."

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Heathcliff Panel:
5 ghosts hover over the cemetery saying 'bro'. Iggy stands outside the fence with Heathcliff and says "I hope you brought me food that isn't trail mix or energy bars."

Heathcliff Panel: 5 ghosts hover over the cemetery saying 'bro'. Iggy stands outside the fence with Heathcliff and says "I hope you brought me food that isn't trail mix or energy bars."

New Yorker Panel:
A mountain climber reaches the peak of a mountain. A wise man sitting at the top says "It's way worse than 'boo.'"

New Yorker Panel: A mountain climber reaches the peak of a mountain. A wise man sitting at the top says "It's way worse than 'boo.'"

10/27/25

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This may be the first year in a long while without a new Homestar Runner Halloween cartoon.

31.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have two eyes, you are bi-opic.

31.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m β€œFlagpole Sitta is still a perfect song” years old.

30.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Bio-Pic.

As in: Short for "biographical picture."

30.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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