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a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

"My fears are all women and I'm going to marry them and never be afraid again"

I will absolutely not be cool I will be sobbing and beating my fists bloody against my desk, luckily you will not be aware this is happening

I feel very wore out

I surprised myself with how quickly I had all of these answers

1. Scarlet witch

2. Rosie Cotton

3.Wonder Woman

4.Tendi

Nightshift of the Living Dead Fred Page stood behind the counter of the Fast Mart twenty four hour convenience store on the anti fatigue mat behind the register. A…

Nightshift of the Living Dead medium.com/@thomas.sisn...

I have it as a PDF and posted on Medium which would you prefer

Would you be interested in a short story about a man coming back from the dead and returning to work at a convenience store?

Here's a cute picture of my cat

It's a special day today because Valentine's Day Eve and Friday the 13th only fall on the same day every 1,300 years. Happy Birthday Dracula!

If this was how bribery charges worked in general nobody would ever get convicted of bribery. They know the campaign donations were made and that she works on his behalf but will not consider it bribery because they don't have evidence of what specifically he asked for

Me too

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?!

You seem to be asking a lot of questions about my "I left Epstein island with all my children" shirt that are already answered by my shirt

And I should clarify that I'm not suggesting that I or any ordinary citizen should do violence against them. There should be official men in uniforms dragging everyone in the Epstein files into a courtroom which should then officially sentence them to never see the sun again

Don't say "it's just a distraction" I can be pissed off about a lot of things. MAGA should be laughed out of every room for their stupid culture war tantrums. Excluded from every form of polite society for their racism and violence and their leaders should be dragged before a judge in chains

I know I'm not breaking any new ground by saying this but: Jesus Christ that was fucking vile.

Wowza bo bowza this is the kind of drawing I like to see

www.rawstory.com 'We got your back': Massive union refuses to discipline worker who heckled Trump

'We got your back': Massive union refuses to discipline worker who heckled Trump

You look so cool!

Doomsday predictions are never discouraged by all the other failed doomsday predictions

I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

At the Baskin robbins nearby they stocked up on boot flavored ice cream in advance but still ran out almost immediately

Could a Jedi use the force to slide a big fat cat around in circles while it napped on a tile floor

Tell burglars that his treasure is in heaven then telling them exactly how to get in

If all the people who are implicated in the Epstein files had all their wealth seized and used on public services I wonder how many years we could house all the homeless people in the entire country for

I can actually understand AI users point of view. They're still wrong though

Even if it weren't for the constant tragic horrifying crimes and scandals, judging only just the handling of day to day policy making he'd still be a remarkably shitty president

A painting by artist Becky Dreistadt of a mouse holding a sword. Text reads: I'm trying my best in a Pennsylvania Dutch font.

Anyone else feeling like a mouse with a sword?