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@swampything.bsky.social

World’s Saddest Optimist, He/Him Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year

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I love him!

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Oh you love me? Name all of my problems

06.09.2024 14:46 — 👍 227    🔁 76    💬 15    📌 0
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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Mood:

12.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 20    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so excited to read October Girl!

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A circular enamel pin featuring a retro, cream-colored desktop computer with a smiling face on its teal screen. The computer is centered on a black background, framed by the words "EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER" in bold, gold lettering.

A circular enamel pin featuring a retro, cream-colored desktop computer with a smiling face on its teal screen. The computer is centered on a black background, framed by the words "EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER" in bold, gold lettering.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Everything's Computer Pin. Go ahead and try to name one thing that's not computer. I dare you.
collabs.shop/lf5d6j

11.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 183    🔁 26    💬 18    📌 1

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

17.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 6009    🔁 1729    💬 112    📌 95

Believing in myself makes me feel manic

09.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A WHITE GUY
A WHITE IRISH GUY
IN BOSTON
I tell you Whitey Bulger would not have let this happen

09.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 217    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 0
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: I just love Latinas, Sonic

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: I just love Latinas, Sonic

what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show

09.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 1740    🔁 322    💬 13    📌 10

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

09.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 20646    🔁 5282    💬 108    📌 180

levi's winning over america with an "aren't butts sick" commercial

09.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 449    🔁 34    💬 14    📌 1

Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution

09.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 325    🔁 60    💬 3    📌 2

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 26008    🔁 6089    💬 183    📌 111

It’s easier to just go home I’ve canceled plans from a wrong left turn

07.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 57    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2
sticker that says i bought comics

sticker that says i bought comics

from @capecowlcomics.bsky.social

05.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 120    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 3
Amazing-Man Comics 5 (434)

Amazing-Man Comics 5 (434)

04.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 150    🔁 27    💬 6    📌 6

"Epstein is responsible for CoD having microtransactions" makes me feel like I have schizophrenia

01.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 147    🔁 40    💬 5    📌 0

“your sensitivity is a gift to this world” IM SO FUCKING TIRED. GIVE ME THE SWORD

02.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 50    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0
edit of Tim Robinson exhaustedly saying "My life is nothing I thought it should be an everything I was worried it would become because THERE IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING LEGION OF DOOM on the world"

edit of Tim Robinson exhaustedly saying "My life is nothing I thought it should be an everything I was worried it would become because THERE IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING LEGION OF DOOM on the world"

01.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 63    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 1

do not go piggly into that good wiggly

01.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 1373    🔁 323    💬 3    📌 0

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

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yet still further pondering

30.01.2026 13:47 — 👍 67    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 10

Life is The Toilet and I’m being flushed

29.01.2026 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations!!

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Apparently, Artist Tim Doyle is getting Hell on the Cursed Bird App for these pieces he did, featuring The Punisher, Wolverine, & Ghost Rider doing to ICE what those Nazis deserve to have done to them.

I'd say they're pretty great, and represents due justice served.

#AbolishICE #FuckICE

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Bitter Vishnu

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The love of Christ is stored in the little bit of fat right above the place where your legs become your hips.

17.01.2026 21:50 — 👍 179    🔁 25    💬 5    📌 3

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