the guy

i'm not hostile but i do not accept courtesy likes as a standard

if you like something, like it. friends should do it. aside from that i don't care enough to do nuance

awww don't make me explain jokes again

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also cool animals facts but then they always kill and eat the cool animal fuck you

i don't follow this account for any reason other than people have always sucked

if you're being held hostage get hit by a car in a video game

john wick sucks, every movie after the first sucks

the beatles are great, but they're for conformists, i am the first person to think of this

equilibrium was ridiculous but fun

gun fu is going to have trouble with training

i'm at the scene that got the good reviews, who doesn't want to watch this

* me, it's no real

i want to enjoy a dumb action movie but they won't let me

every bit of this annoys me. it's not a nod, it's obeisance

it's cool to have ip man but

here's something you only learn through experience (you'll forget unless you have a reason:

*White Canes: impaired vision
*White Canes with a stripe: impaired vision, but doesn't want to admit it
*Glowing White Canes: star wars fan who can't see
*Unicorn horn: unlikely
*Wooden cane: villain

you'll never guess what the blind guy is called: caine

nice

keanu does look like age is getting to him though

the one thing i like about john wick series is he doesn't assume the enemy is dead, he shoots them anyway. funerals are much more fun when you think that way.

i hate that a bot liked that, i lose

she was wrong, she should have used another cliche

he lost, he can't be the best

also the first shot was in the kitchen, do the kitchen staff really have to go around the corner for food?

wrestler whose mom told him he was the best so he loses every match with a smile

ok i'm trying again on the latter day john wick (#4), but they have racks for swords, but only 3 pegs for a single throwing star each

who the fuck is organizing their weapons?

wrestler who calls his mother before every fight and then just concedes

i thought "stick" was an obvious grab for "ted lasso", most did

as the show went on a bit, it sort of started to become it's own thing, which was nice

the finale. it's like they wanted to pack in every flaw, and remind me just how much they want another "ted lasso"

the jousting would probably make it or break it for me

i do like eating with my hands though i don't eat much meat, so it's usually mac and cheese

can't tell if i'd hate this because i don't really like wrestling or would enjoy it because who doesn't want to watch jousting

article: "Last Surviving Cast Member of 'Hogan's Heroes' Passes Away at 89"

the only sad hogan death

has anyone ever typed in "axios" to find the website?

Keep on dancing to Spoon's "Don't You Evah"

www.wired.com/video/watch/...

she thinks... oh