Seth Sommerfeld

A nice calm no-stress baseball game on a Friday night. #GoMs

Photo by @missa.smth on IG

If you're ever curious what my job is like, I have two interviews set up today.

One is with the local Executive Director of the NAACP and the other one is with this guy...

Wrestling fans getting mad that the one Try Guy who got canceled for cheating on his wife with a co-worker are hilarious considering the industry’s history.

Like’s it’s 100% fine to not like the guy but…

Triple H, Edge, Cena, Bautista, Orton, Hogan, Flair, Punk, Angle, Rollins, HBK, Bray, Vince…

The Seattle Mariners

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

100% same thought

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s 61st home run with a fan

this rules so much

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED.

So much unnecessary stress right there courtesy Dan Wilson subs. Hahafuckhaha. Go M’s.

Go Mariners, in my humble opinion.

I understand that they gave somebody 150 million to be the new boss of CBS. I just want to say, if these people are ever looking to do more novel things with their money, for 150 million dollars I will write an album every day for a year. I'll do it, too. try me

Even the weather was like, “Why the fuck would you schedule a Mariners playoff baseball game at 1 pm PDT on a Tuesday?”

“Hey, Major League Baseball, you’ve only got two teams left that don’t play in the Eastern or Central time zones. One of them is the Seattle Mariners, and the whole Pacific Northwest is really locked into this team because they haven’t been contenders in quarter century. Imagine how many long-suffering fans have been waiting for this and how many kids could become baseball fans because of this! Anyway, what time do you think you should schedule their most important games to maximize this moment?” Rob Manfred: “Huh? I dunno. 1 pm on a Tuesday and noon on a Wednesday? Who cares? It’s just a dumb sport.”

“Animal gimmick pops real nice…”

“Hey, Major League Baseball, you’ve only got two teams left that don’t play in the Eastern or Central time zones. One of them is the Seattle Mariners, and the whole Pacific Northwest is really locked into this team because they haven’t been contenders in quarter century. Imagine how many long-suffering fans have been waiting for this and how many kids could become baseball fans because of this! Anyway, what time do you think you should schedule their most important games to maximize this moment?” Rob Manfred: “Huh? I dunno. 1 pm on a Tuesday and noon on a Wednesday? Who cares? It’s just a dumb sport.”

Your TacocaT cover band is gonna slap.

Dawg, I went to the last two where they scored 2 runs over 29 innings en route to two Ls too.

I went to a playoff baseball game and the Seattle Mariners won.

I have a migraine right now so the Mariners better f’n win.

Cards might’ve had the worst little stakes loss ever.

Like that Meta AI is openly pro-cannibal.

I love Romo and Nance glazing Bo Nix as the Broncos once again aren’t scoring any points versus a playoff team. 🙄

Never been to a Mariners playoff game that wasn’t an extra innings L.

On a first pitch?!? With nobody out?!? In this economy?!?

Julio is coolio.

(That was my intent.)

Julioooooooooooooooo!

I’m now over 20 playoff M’s innings in-person without a run…

Some personal news

Go

Ms

Go Mariners (Playoff Edition?!?)

Chevelle

Sending the pain below and whatnot…