No Context Spider-Man

Writers: Jim Salicrup + Sharon Webber Penciller: Winslow Mortimer Inker: Ricardo Villamonte

Issue: tinyurl.com/5xehh5wr

Panel from Spidey Super Stories #46 (1980) Ahead of a group of skiers, Spider-Man skis across a race finish line, pulled along by a snowmobile operated by The Thinker. The announcer stands on a podium beside the finish line and points at them. "And the winner is - SPIDER-MAN?!?"

Nick Spencer - Writer Humberto Ramos - Penciler Victor Olazaba - Inker Edgar Delgato + Erick Arciniega - Color Artists VC's Joe Caramagna - Letterer

Issue: tinyurl.com/3bxw9u6x

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #18 (2019) The bandaged, grinning, shadowy, and hooded figure of Kindred leans on the arm of the sofa. Asleep on the sofa close to him is Mary Jane. Kindred (narration): --I'll keep an eye on her while you're gone.

bsky.app/profile/noco...

Gregory Wright - Writer Steven Butler - Penciler Jim Sanders III - Inker Joe Rosas - Colorist Jade Moede - Letterer Craig Anderson - Editor Tom DeFalco - Editor In Chief

Issue: tinyurl.com/mr96bdc8

Panel from Silver Sable and the Wild Pack #2 (1992) A henchman in a red, yellow and green Hydra costume is surprised as his assault rifle is thwipped away as he reaches for a doorhandle. He turns to see Spider-Man hanging from the ceiling, and around the corner down the corridor: Silver Sable approaches. Spider-Man: My, what a big gun you have! You know what they say about the SIZE of a man's gun? Sable: Spider-Man, don't...

by John Marc DeMatteis + Michael Zulli Bill Oakley, letterer Christie Scheele, colorist Ralph Macchio, editor Bob Harras, chief

Issue: tinyurl.com/ecjaw449

Panel from Webspinners: Tales of Spider-Man #2 (1998) A woman wearing a bathrobe and with her hair wrapped in a towel paints her nails red, while holding a landline phone to her ear with her shoulder. Narration: According to Betsy Schnieder's book, "Mysterio and Me," he actually needed to wear the mask just to pick up the phone and CALL her. Betsy: Hello...? Yes? QUENTY? Is that YOU? Is something wrong? You sound like you have a COLD - - Quenty: uh... No, no - - it's just... this PHONE I'm on. Always muffled. Gotta get a NEW one.

J. Michael Straczynski - story John Komita, jr. - pictures Scott Hama-Inks Dan Kemp - colors

Issue: tinyurl.com/2rfvw9rd

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #57 Spider-Man wields a sign as a weapon, fighting alongside The Thing. The Thing is swarmed by grey enemies. SM: The Mindless Ones? We're being attacked by hockey fans? Thing: Hey! I like hockey! SM: And this disproves my point... how?

Would like to add Vulture to that second list. Smarter than those two but just as much of a dirtbag

Erik Larsen - Writer/Artist Chris Eliopoulos - Erik's Sidekick Gregory Wright - Colorist Danny Fingeroth - Editor Tom DeFalco - Editor In Chief

Issue: tinyurl.com/mryht7jh

Panel from Spider-Man #23 (1992) Spider-Man (with an arm of his costume removed) walks over rubble towards a surly sitting Sandman. Behind him is a sign for Al's Cafe, The Thing and The Human Torch. Spider-Man: How do you feel, Sandman? Sandman: I'm okay - - You still MAD at me? Spider-Man: Livid.

Welcome to a momentous milestone in the life and times of the SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN. Stan Lee presents: BREAKIN'! Brought to you by: Al Milgrom - Writer/Penciller G. Isherwood + V. Colletta (pgs 2-6) - Finishers Diana Albers - Letterer Bob Sharen - Colorist Danny Fingeroth - Editor Jim Shooter - Ed. In Chief

Issue: tinyurl.com/d55bxsfm

Panel from Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #100 (1984) Three women carrying bags and wearing beach clothing stand in an apartment hallway. Randi: Why not? Like... Peter would probably appreciate an invitation to go the beach with his new neighbors! Right, Bambi? Bambi: Right, Randi! Besides he's AWFULLY cute! Candi: Yeah, but my aunt says he never has any money - - that he's always late with the rent.

Sean Ryan - Writer Brandon Peterson - Artist Antonio Fabela - Color Artist

Issue: tinyurl.com/5n6wrupz

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man Annual 2014 Spider-Man and Hawkeye stand outside a pizzeria at night, eating slices while standing. Spider-Man: So wait, when did you lose your hearing? Hawkeye: Again. I can't hear you at all. Spider-Man: Oh, right.

Non-Americans reacting to the States.

41 Pages of Indescribable Excitement Written By: Stan Lee Drawn By: Steve Ditko Possibly the most talked-about team in comics today! Lettered by: S.Rosen It's taken a year to produce this double-length epic, so let's not waste another minute! Away we go!!

Issue: tinyurl.com/5n86m3pv

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1 (1964) J Jonah Jameson pushes open his office window. He has a look of surprise on his face and, as usual, a cigar in his mouth. "SAY! What's going ON there??!"

Steven Grant - Writer Carmine Infantino - Penciller Pablos Marcos - Inker

Issue: tinyurl.com/572tt3b4

Panel from Marvel Team-Up #92 (1980) Spider-Man leans his head on his hand. Hawkeye looks at him with an expression of... disgust?

Writer - Brian Michael Bendis Artist - Nico Leon

Issue: tinyurl.com/d9sw8ayt

Panel from Spider-Man #8 (2016) Miles Morales, Nova (Sam Alexander), and Ms Marvel sit next to each other on air transport seats. Miles shrugs, facing Nova who is scrambling his arms and gritting his teeth to try to communicate silently. On the other side of him, Ms. Marvel has her head in her hands crying.

Doom points to Spider-Man, surrounded by teens drinking milkshakes. Edited Doom's speech bubble to say "No, Spider-Man not [BASED]" Panel is originally from Spidey Super Stories #19 (1976)

Post your contextless photoshops.

Ryan North - Writer Derek Charm - Artist Rico Renzi - Color Artist

Issue: tinyurl.com/3yvurthc

Panel from Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #35 (2018) Spider-Man pushes a robotic arm off his shoulder and points behind him with his thumb. He looks like he's frowning, but who knows with that mask. Spider-Man: Okay, cool, I don't really follow you, so what I'm gonna do is just web Kraven here real quick, and -- Brain Drain: We are all stalked by the same thing, Spider-Man: I call it "the whisper." It is the voice of hostility and darkness. It says the world cannot improve. It says all hopes are folly. We cut to a close up of Brain Drain, a brain with eyes in a glass helmet atop a large white collar. BD: And it says that since you've suffered, others should have to suffer too.

41 Pages of Indescribable Excitement Written By: Stan Lee Drawn By: Steve Ditko Possibly the most talked-about team in comics today! Lettered by: S.Rosen It's taken a year to produce this double-length epic, so let's not waste another minute! Away we go!!

Issue: tinyurl.com/5n86m3pv