Morgue Barbie, MD

I still buy my music on iTunes like it's 2006. And download it. To my computer. Which is in my house.

No one is more entertaining than a coworker at work who has no filter. You just never know what they're gonna end up saying.

It's me. Hi.

This is for outgoing and incoming calls lol

Samesies (albeit half-Catholic). Somehow I internalised all the stuff about like, social justice and helping others and doing good work.

Which I'm not mad about. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Product of a mixed household here, so I get the Protestant Self-Denial *and* the Catholic Guilt.

Job security for my therapist, if nothing else.

Once my nervous system figures out the difference between a charging rhinoceros and a telephone call, it's OVER for you hoes

And/or it'll force people to take out private loans, which is...*shudders* risky.

Breadcrumbing isn't acceptable in situationships, and it sure isn't acceptable in governance.

The other side of that coin: I got carded buying alcohol a few weeks ago.

In Ireland.

Like, I know I look like baby but JESUS CHRIST😂

Y’all can go blame the GOP all you want. But they’ve told you for a long time what they wanted to do.

There’s only one group of people that decided to put their “movement” above you and your loved ones who didn’t even let the Democratic candidate BREATHE without harassing them…

I never dreamed I'd be 35 years old and still stressed out over a retainer, but here we are.

(The orthodontic kind of retainer, not the fee kind, FWIW)

Whoopsies dropped my phone and next thing I knew I'd signed up for another marathon

I hate when that happens

What the world needs, I've decided, is hospitality with 5-star amenities and blue-collar service.

Impeccable food, high thread count sheets, priority boarding, BUT the staff will cuss, tell you straight-up when you're out of line, and won't be weird about it if you want to carry your own bags

a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud " ALT: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "

Kids these days and their damn Covid! /s

My new conspiracy theory is that raccoons are simply North American leprechauns.

Listen up: cancer is not a punishment for someone you think is a bad person.

Cancer doesn't give a damn who you are. When you frame Biden's diagnosis as a MORAL judgement, this applies to all cancer patients.

Including my damn mom, who died from it.

Some of y'all need a nap and therapy.

There are direct trains from CDG. You don't even have to go into Paris at all lol

Technically it's in Chessy, which is about an hour east of Paris by train lol

That one's not opening for a few years yet lol

But yeah, after spending a month in Egypt during college, I'd love to see more of the Middle East (and North Africa, for that matter). My cousin went on holiday to the UAE a few years ago and thought it was neat lol

Concur. And your whole house is wall-to-wall Disney decor.

I know! My flabbers were ghasted. There are hotels on the premises but I just took the train from Paris and made a day trip out of it.

My American Dream™️ is to visit every Disneyland on earth.

My folks took my bro & me when we were 2 and 6, respectively, but that was only because they won that trip in a raffle 😂 We went again when bro was 4 and I was 8 and he remembers the second trip much better lol

If you're in Paris, the Disney park there is worth a visit. It's smaller than Disney World in FL, but also less crowded and way the hell cheaper. As in, full-ass meal with a side salad & drink in a sit-down cafe area for less than $20 US cheaper.

Yeah my understanding is that in the US it's a professional doctorate degree that focuses more on applied education & pedagogy in existing systems, while a PhD in education is more geared toward those pursuing a research/academic career.

EdD, actually

After Princess Diana's death, I was under the impression that Westminster Abbey was a person. I didn't question this belief for years.

(To be fair, I was 7 years old and had never so much as been to London lmao)

Kind will also tell you when you're out of line, or give you news you don't want to hear because they respect you--they trust that you'll handle it and learn from it.

Nice will get you a teabag as a thankyou for years' of education, work, student loans, and lost wages and time.

Kind will pay you what you're worth, staff the schedule like you're human beings who may need to call off or have help, and go to bat for you when it's down to the wire.

It's (from a Yank's perspective) the bastardisation of the "nice vs kind" dichotomy. What they're describing is Niceness: going along, not making waves, sacrificing your own health (physical, mental, & financial) at the altar of the hospital without complaining.