Morgue Barbie, MD

Finding Nemo (2003 Children's film)

A father has to work through the devastation of his wife and all but one of his children being murdered by a serial killer, only for his one surviving son to be kidnapped. The father must overcome severe anxiety and depression to rescue his son.

Rated G.

Sounds like the NXIVM cult initiation, too.

Guy in my neighborhood has a WFH setup in his yard, complete with a standing desk, dual monitor computer setup, and large TV, all on wheeled desks for ease of movement.

That is the energy we need to bring into the final months of 2025.

Bank: *sends email*
Me: *logs into email*
Bank: You have a message. Could be urgent. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Me: *logs into bank app*
Me: *navigates to messaging feature in bank app* *opens new message*

Bank: lol hi. :)

"There are two wolves inside me, and all three of us are trying our best." -Me to my autopsy tech

That's debatable, I'd say. I've seen influenza take out otherwise healthy young adults.

Viruses don't care how much sewage you swim in.

Not gonna lie, the one upside of the tariff drama is that my online spending has been curtailed significantly since all the countries I usually buy stuff from aren't shipping to the US 🤷🏻‍♀️ #BrightSide 💰💰💰

Someone once used my card to buy $20 worth of crawdads in Louisiana.

My biggest question was who on earth spends that kind of money on crawdads when you can go pick them up out of the creek for free.

Whoopsie poopsies.

Garmin : Runners :: The Computer : Courage the Cowardly Dog

Me: That was a good run!

Garmin ⌚️: Looks like the cats aren't the only pussies in this house.

#JustRunnerThings

...or fix a bicycle, or let a friend-of-a-friend crash at your place for a couple nights and not ask questions.

Frankly, it comes down to mutual aid and community relations. 🤷🏻‍♀️

In France, much of the Résistance hinged on normal people doing whatever small acts they could. Maybe you couldn't realistically get to London and join the Free French Forces, but you could mail a letter, or drop off a set of keys for someone...

I still buy my music on iTunes like it's 2006. And download it. To my computer. Which is in my house.

No one is more entertaining than a coworker at work who has no filter. You just never know what they're gonna end up saying.

It's me. Hi.

This is for outgoing and incoming calls lol

Samesies (albeit half-Catholic). Somehow I internalised all the stuff about like, social justice and helping others and doing good work.

Which I'm not mad about. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Product of a mixed household here, so I get the Protestant Self-Denial *and* the Catholic Guilt.

Job security for my therapist, if nothing else.

Once my nervous system figures out the difference between a charging rhinoceros and a telephone call, it's OVER for you hoes

And/or it'll force people to take out private loans, which is...*shudders* risky.

Breadcrumbing isn't acceptable in situationships, and it sure isn't acceptable in governance.

The other side of that coin: I got carded buying alcohol a few weeks ago.

In Ireland.

Like, I know I look like baby but JESUS CHRIST😂

Y’all can go blame the GOP all you want. But they’ve told you for a long time what they wanted to do.

There’s only one group of people that decided to put their “movement” above you and your loved ones who didn’t even let the Democratic candidate BREATHE without harassing them…

I never dreamed I'd be 35 years old and still stressed out over a retainer, but here we are.

(The orthodontic kind of retainer, not the fee kind, FWIW)

Whoopsies dropped my phone and next thing I knew I'd signed up for another marathon

I hate when that happens

What the world needs, I've decided, is hospitality with 5-star amenities and blue-collar service.

Impeccable food, high thread count sheets, priority boarding, BUT the staff will cuss, tell you straight-up when you're out of line, and won't be weird about it if you want to carry your own bags

a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud " ALT: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "

Kids these days and their damn Covid! /s

My new conspiracy theory is that raccoons are simply North American leprechauns.

Listen up: cancer is not a punishment for someone you think is a bad person.

Cancer doesn't give a damn who you are. When you frame Biden's diagnosis as a MORAL judgement, this applies to all cancer patients.

Including my damn mom, who died from it.

Some of y'all need a nap and therapy.