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Morgue Barbie, MD

@pathologiste08.bsky.social

Mer. Last Responder. She/elle I like running obscenely long distances in exchange for shiny thingsπŸ…and street cred. 😎 Jesus might turn water into wine, but he can’t turn your whining into anything.

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Finding Nemo (2003 Children's film)

A father has to work through the devastation of his wife and all but one of his children being murdered by a serial killer, only for his one surviving son to be kidnapped. The father must overcome severe anxiety and depression to rescue his son.

Rated G.

14.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like the NXIVM cult initiation, too.

14.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy in my neighborhood has a WFH setup in his yard, complete with a standing desk, dual monitor computer setup, and large TV, all on wheeled desks for ease of movement.

That is the energy we need to bring into the final months of 2025.

13.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bank: *sends email*
Me: *logs into email*
Bank: You have a message. Could be urgent. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Me: *logs into bank app*
Me: *navigates to messaging feature in bank app* *opens new message*

Bank: lol hi. :)

16.09.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"There are two wolves inside me, and all three of us are trying our best." -Me to my autopsy tech

07.09.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's debatable, I'd say. I've seen influenza take out otherwise healthy young adults.

Viruses don't care how much sewage you swim in.

04.09.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna lie, the one upside of the tariff drama is that my online spending has been curtailed significantly since all the countries I usually buy stuff from aren't shipping to the US πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ #BrightSide πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

31.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone once used my card to buy $20 worth of crawdads in Louisiana.

My biggest question was who on earth spends that kind of money on crawdads when you can go pick them up out of the creek for free.

30.08.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoopsie poopsies.

25.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of courage the cowardly dog looking at a computer monitor ALT: a cartoon of courage the cowardly dog looking at a computer monitor
20.08.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Garmin : Runners :: The Computer : Courage the Cowardly Dog

20.08.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: That was a good run!

Garmin ⌚️: Looks like the cats aren't the only pussies in this house.

#JustRunnerThings

20.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...or fix a bicycle, or let a friend-of-a-friend crash at your place for a couple nights and not ask questions.

Frankly, it comes down to mutual aid and community relations. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

14.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In France, much of the RΓ©sistance hinged on normal people doing whatever small acts they could. Maybe you couldn't realistically get to London and join the Free French Forces, but you could mail a letter, or drop off a set of keys for someone...

14.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I still buy my music on iTunes like it's 2006. And download it. To my computer. Which is in my house.

06.08.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
No one is more entertaining than a coworker at work who has no filter. You just never know what they're gonna end up saying.

No one is more entertaining than a coworker at work who has no filter. You just never know what they're gonna end up saying.

It's me. Hi.

06.08.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This is for outgoing and incoming calls lol

12.07.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Samesies (albeit half-Catholic). Somehow I internalised all the stuff about like, social justice and helping others and doing good work.

Which I'm not mad about. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

11.07.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Product of a mixed household here, so I get the Protestant Self-Denial *and* the Catholic Guilt.

Job security for my therapist, if nothing else.

11.07.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once my nervous system figures out the difference between a charging rhinoceros and a telephone call, it's OVER for you hoes

11.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And/or it'll force people to take out private loans, which is...*shudders* risky.

05.07.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Breadcrumbing isn't acceptable in situationships, and it sure isn't acceptable in governance.

04.07.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The other side of that coin: I got carded buying alcohol a few weeks ago.

In Ireland.

Like, I know I look like baby but JESUS CHRISTπŸ˜‚

01.07.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Y’all can go blame the GOP all you want. But they’ve told you for a long time what they wanted to do.

There’s only one group of people that decided to put their β€œmovement” above you and your loved ones who didn’t even let the Democratic candidate BREATHE without harassing them…

01.07.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never dreamed I'd be 35 years old and still stressed out over a retainer, but here we are.

(The orthodontic kind of retainer, not the fee kind, FWIW)

01.07.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoopsies dropped my phone and next thing I knew I'd signed up for another marathon

I hate when that happens

03.06.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the world needs, I've decided, is hospitality with 5-star amenities and blue-collar service.

Impeccable food, high thread count sheets, priority boarding, BUT the staff will cuss, tell you straight-up when you're out of line, and won't be weird about it if you want to carry your own bags

23.05.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kids these days and their damn Covid! /s

20.05.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My new conspiracy theory is that raccoons are simply North American leprechauns.

20.05.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen up: cancer is not a punishment for someone you think is a bad person.

Cancer doesn't give a damn who you are. When you frame Biden's diagnosis as a MORAL judgement, this applies to all cancer patients.

Including my damn mom, who died from it.

Some of y'all need a nap and therapy.

19.05.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

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