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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ fan of cycling. I especially like PrimoΕΎ Roglič. Mathias Vacek is my starboy. Transfer pages at https://simiscycling.substack.com #RoglaLegenda

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Not to overreact but Paul Seixas will win the next ten Tours de France

20.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Very much agree, the only problem is that this usually happens to me every Jan-Feb... everything usually starts to go south at Strade Bianche and then gets progressively worse, depending on the level of dominance by Pogi/MvdP

20.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially with Pogačar, that man needs to be jinxed as much as possible

20.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ayuso gaining 7s on Seixas… still super strong from my guy, 4th place is unreal!

20.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2nd at the timecheck πŸ’ͺ

20.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🐐🐐🐐

20.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am afraid Zingle messed it up for Laporte there 😬 Laporte lost the speed and Fretin pounced on it

20.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too!

20.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What happened to him? It looked like some health discomfort πŸ™

20.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very cool!

20.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lowkey would be interested in that πŸ€”

20.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That sound like a plan! 😁

19.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a look at a Czech online market and you can find some cheaper ones for roughly 80€ but some of them are those that destroy your back tyre over time. Some nicer used ones go for like 200€ and then some guy was offering a really nice one (only used for ~ 20 hrs) for 320€.

19.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s a problem as well πŸ˜… I don’t know if there are any cheap used ones on the internet? Honestly I am not an expert on this at all but maybe this could be the way?

19.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait does this mean another pandemic is coming in 2027? ☠️😳

19.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At one point I thought he would actually catch up πŸ’ͺ but no shame in getting dropped by these guys, the level they set was high

19.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Delulu is the solulu

19.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I get that, spending 20€ and then finding out it's not for you doesn’t sound like the best financial decision πŸ˜…

19.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ felt a bit like him but pushing some 3-4 w/kg less!

19.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well you ride faster and don't have to push that many watts but if you continue pushing eventually you get in front of the rider who’s ahead. It has also become easier, a couple of years back it was harder to stay in the slipstream and then they tweaked it.

19.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least I felt good and didn't have to use others to my advantage and still did a nice effort πŸ˜… but moral of the story, when these sus guys try to catch you, RIDE AWAY πŸ˜‚ you are not their personal domestique!

19.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course he dropped me straight away. But I am no quitter! I survived the 1st steep part and then tried to catch up. I saw his watts dropping and really felt like I could do it. But this damn snake probably noticed and accelerated RIGHT before the finish line and I didn't manage to catch him πŸ₯²

19.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

BUT this damn guy just sat on my wheel and turned on the coffee break. It annoyed me that he was like a tail and I tried to drop him but it didn't work. Instead I cooked myself and had no energy for the final KOM. And guess what? That wheelsucker turned the coffee mode off just before the KOM! 😑

19.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So I just finished a ride on Zwift and I am pissed off. I felt really well and I did a nice 22 km ride in Scotland (Tour de Zwift stage 3 cat C). I went into the last 5 km solo, feeling very well. And then a climb started. Just before it an American caught up to me. I was like: Okay, he might help.

19.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you wanna hear a story?

19.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ragebaiting 0/10... Billy you can do better; be cautious, I don't want to see you become the "washed bum" of Cycling BlueSky comedians

19.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And a shame that Widar exploded a little bit, he looked like he was closing the front 3 at one point

19.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And DFM 6th @roglaenjoyer.bsky.social @billylezard.bsky.social

19.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah well Rogla would have won it but the same applies to basically every race he didn't win (like the 2021 & 2022 Tour)

19.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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