D she/her

Thank you 🙏💕

Fair

So disappointed in regards to your sanitized treatment of Kershaw. I felt it was really irresponsible and insulting to your listeners, especially those who identify as lgbtq+ I'm really hoping you'll fix this.

Amish people selling weed from jars

At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything

Anyone need him

Ed Sheeran's new album makes me wish I didn't speak English. Picture shows Ed Sheeran.

Amazingly, this is NOT the title of this week’s Adrian Chiles column for The Guardian.

I was absolutely mesmerized. I might listen to it again.

“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said.

“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.

Just packed for Vegas when my wife hits me with “I just got my period.” Now I’m debating… do I drop $2,000 to be bunkmates at the Bellagio with no action and overpriced room service, or fake a work emergency and let her take one of her single friends instead? Married guys will get it. Single people, don’t judge. What would you do?

My dude.

The White Sox have won 42 games

Asking for a left version Stephen Miller is like asking for a left version of Goebbels.

WHAT A WHEEEE!

@enceedubya.bsky.social

Yeah lol I recognized the person I was trying to coach through a 9/9/9 last year. 108 is such a vibe.

Still, half of Chicago seems to be in PGH this weekend so enjoy.

Pirates fan from Chicago here who gave up on the white Sox. I've called all my therapists after last night. This is worse than when I went to the last home Sox home game last year and they won.

“You suck at this, Bob! Sell the €#$! team!” banner in the sky.

Pirates fans are so real for this.

Vomitus #bodybutteralbums

The director really wanted you to understand the nickname

my top albums of the century, no order

Now That’s What I Call Music! 4
Now That’s What I Call Music! 5
Now That’s What I Call Music! 6
Now That’s What I Call Music! 7
Now That’s What I Call Music! 8
Now That’s What I Call Music! 9
Now That’s What I Call Music! 10
Now That’s What I Call Music! 11

Colored-pencil card drawing of Paul Skenes

Paul Skenes, Pirates, 2025 Topps

Look I've been super busy today but from what I understand on my timeline Blagojevich is the new pope

bumpin that bumpin that bumpin that bumpin that

Christmas for my liver 🌟🎄🎁

Tomorrow: Philly cheesesteak infused Malort.

Today: Just appreciating those fine Philadelphia fans who were happy to argue WHEN they pelted Santa with snowballs but in no way denying it. 🫡

Sex toys!
Sex toys!
Flaming sex toys!
Stick them in the backyard and get ready for some noise!

Barometer of Ketamine #bodybutteralbums

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