@productiveouts.bsky.social
Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
You’re hearing it more and more.
08.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Bent Kottenfield
07.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Both Nolan Schanuel and Zach Neto have early-onset RGF.
07.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Total heat check, which is … not what you do in the postseason.
07.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0UNSUBSCRIBE
07.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blake Snell has Resting Gamer Face. You can’t get that look unless you’ve logged *serious* screen time.
06.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0I think my brain defaulted to the PG version. Deeply sorry.
06.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Statblast on my chest” was DIABOLICAL, man. JFC.
06.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0More like Drake Did, amirite?
06.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oi mate, it was a bit overgrown so we ‘ad the landscaper Zach McKinstry. Mum’s nevah been ‘appier!
06.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FTFY
05.10.2025 21:43 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Jeteresque strikeout by Volpe there.
05.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fried looks like Justin Timberlake’s gangly little brother.
05.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Ernie Clement looks like he could be Aaron Boone’s eldest son.
05.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The T-Mobile commercial with Questlove on drums, and Paul Skenes, Big Dumper, and Francisco Lindor doing baseball-type shit was made for me, specifically.
05.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*and downstage floor tom
05.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The mustache makes George Kirby look like he plays guitar in an indie folk band.
05.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Bat flipping a can of corn to CF. That’s the good stuff right there.
05.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I hope David Robertson’s calves end up in the Hall Of Fame.
05.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Shortstop Cam
04.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This TBS camera angle is bad.
04.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There’s no baseball today, so maybe you can find some free time to listen to this?
03.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0The Guards are agents of chaos and I support their mission.
02.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0And you never did, you never did, and you neve- but we hear it now and we’re going to do it and do it in a very strong way, a big BIG way that the world has ever seen before. And … Dennis?
02.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“When you ran out the healthy arms — you ran out of really healthy — they had great arms, but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular. And pitchers, I guess you could say, and really particular.”
02.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0My son is also named Rort
02.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If you're Albert Pujols, how could you say no to this? An overbearing owner, an unsteady GM situation, an awful big league roster, a horrendous minor league system, a stadium that is literally falling apart, a massive lawsuit pending against the franchise? Dream job.
01.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0“27 RINGS BRO THE YANKEES ARE THE FIRST TEAM IN MLB POSTSEASON HISTORY TO HAVE THE BASES LOADED WITH NOBODY OUT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH BUT NOT SCORE A RUN AND LOSE THE GAME 27 RINGS BRO!!!’
01.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Ron speaks the truth.
30.09.2025 22:02 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Red Sox in 3
Guards in 3
Pads in 3
Dodgers in 3
