@productiveouts.bsky.social
Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
Asking my Honduran butler how to spell "sovereignty".
29.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Furiously posting in my Dockers from the kitchen of my multi-million dollar compound in suburban Texas while I watch my landscapers mow the putting green on my front lawn.
29.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 70 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0
Is a -54 OAA bad? It sounds bad.
27.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0This is absolutely mental.
27.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0The worst contract in a club history full of horrendous contracts. $245 mil for 3.9 bWAR. 🫠
26.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0Our podcast had a pretty decent run, actually. The rest of this mess? Questionable at best.
25.11.2025 19:17 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0My guy loves toilets.
20.11.2025 07:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder how busted Rodriguez actually is. Gotta be pretty bad to make a team (that could barely field a starting rotation last season) trade a former top prospect with four years of control left for one season of Ward.
19.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eh. The O’s are in dire need of arms. If they think Rodriguez is worth a shit, why trade him with four years of control left?
19.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Greyson Rodriguez is finally gonna be able to stay healthy now that he’s under the care of the Angels medical staff that has never had a problem keeping guys healthy, or misdiagnosing injuries, or lying about injuries, or rushing players back from injuries. Seems like a great fit.
19.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Bless you
18.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SOURCE: The Los Angels Angels have selected the contracts Bennard Menswear, Jesus Force, Gaucho Tapioca, Fraught Persimmons, and Choice Clump.
18.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 33 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1That’s a lotta cum.
18.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Trying to figure if Rhett Lowder looks more like a …
a) guitarist for a 90s thrash band
b) former member of Blue Oyster Cult
c) a Vegas magician
This dude got a mohawk in the hopes of pulling the Angels of a 12-game losing streak, but got fired before he could even show the team. He’s still big mad about it.
12.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 36 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Whomst among us ever thought that constantly shoving gambling down any and every sports fan’s throat via every avenue possible would cause problems?
10.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I am also wondering this
07.11.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lord knows in that 18-inning contest I wasn’t thinking about who was gonna win the ballgame. Just Joe and his pee.
07.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is great news for me, The Guy Who Is Always Thinking About Joe Davis’ Pee.
07.11.2025 01:13 — 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Kinda feels like we have a handful of GMs or POBOs in place who essentially want to do their job, but also manage the on-field stuff as well, and are hiring people who will just act as an extension of them.
06.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“If it’s so good, why can’t I just have it for free?!” I scream as I’m being pushed into the backseat of a police cruiser.
04.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SOURCE: Toronto Blue Jays reliever Julio Beluga has opted out of the final year of his contract with the club.
04.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 1Why do some people believe we need a salary cap when more than half the league acts like there’s already one in place?
04.11.2025 19:06 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am always going to nice restaurants and asking why their food is behind a paywall.
04.11.2025 17:53 — 👍 36 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0FTFY
04.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Dodgers won the World Series again. Here’s why being good is bad actually.
MY COLUMN:
Can a good coach make a garbage pitching staff decent? Tune into Season 65 of Dumpster Fire to find out!
31.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Vector Gameshape
Albany Doubletree
Jeremonald Vonquaint
Loyce Choob
Yes
30.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Insane that they *keep* shoving him out there in spots like that. Like, how much data do you need, folks?
29.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
