@productiveouts.bsky.social
Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
MLB needs a Spring Training Pound Tracker, like a line graph that shows if we’re up or down year-over-year.
15.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0HUGE Karstens vibes. Love to see it.
15.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@productiveouts.bsky.social 80-grade derp face. Big Jeff Karstens comp.
15.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Such a weird ending to his free agency. Is he washed? Was he holding out for a longterm deal? This being in a return-to-sender one-year situation when so many teams are hurting for SP is … odd.
14.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Oh, hell yes. That is some TORQUE.
14.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is so good.
13.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0at some point you gotta be willing to take 90% of the money for different, less corrosive ads. that point is so far behind us we can't see it, tbc, but the second-best time to start operating that way would be right now.
13.02.2026 16:05 — 👍 106 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 1Man, wouldn't it be nice if all the people in power weren't dead set on fucking everything up in the name of money?
13.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0NOPE
13.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0bsky.app/profile/mlbt...
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Baseball season is officially here! I wrote the Angels essay for this year’s @baseballprospectus.com annual, and tried my damndest to dissect the mess that is Angels Baseball.
12.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 33 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.
11.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 255 🔁 51 💬 4 📌 1Never again
11.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is a Wendy’s etc
11.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She hamate on my bone until I miss opening day
11.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 55 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0The BP Annual is my Punxsutawney Phil.
10.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FACTS
10.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are deeply saddened to report we have not branched out into the world of college basketball, and are in no way responsible for either of these names.
10.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Perry’s playing his greatest hits.
09.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0apart from anything else, let us recognize Bad Bunny for his contributions to the field of walk up music, a genre otherwise full to the brim with praise ballads and whatever the hell that "Up Down" song is
08.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 217 🔁 30 💬 5 📌 4
Great news for those of you who have been on the hunt for a hat that looks like one of your grandma’s throw pillows. #hatchat
08.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1We are deeply saddened to report we had nothing to do with this. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.
07.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Love to smother balls to the pull side in my underpants with the boyz. We're swingin' out of our asses, chasin' EV PRs, high fivin', and screamin' "LET'S GO!" at each other. Tryina get that K% up to 40% in 2026.
07.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Welp, @productiveouts.bsky.social took over the MLB transactions account:
06.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Adult-onset Bob Nightengale Syndrome.
06.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Time to bust out a classic!
05.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Hooooo boy does this suck.
05.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0Again, we are deeply saddened to report we have not branched out into the world of basketball.
05.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This sucks. The Roundtable is/was awesome.
05.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
