John Yabes

didn't hegseth make a huge deal out of physical fitness?

like many ppl in LA I'm disappointed not being where I thought I'd be by now... and that's mostly dead at the bottom of a ravine.

if I could go back in time I'd fucking eat so many steaks as a kid. fuck those chicken nuggets and juice boxes. just steaks, truffle brownies, and milkshakes.

the most generous casting in Hollywood is Lorraine and Ed Warren

I think I've done everything I ever wanted to do 🙉

I miss vine

what if instead of Tony Stark telling everyone he was Iron Man at the end of Iron Man, he just let out a long, loud, smelly, wet fart.

release the hogan files.

Stranger Things 5: they're all 30 now.

The first person to die: Hey, what the hell... ?

SPOILERS:

Superman stops Lex Luthor by introducing him to an Asian woman.

all my journals eventually turn into suicide notes that are dated

they've thought of everything. have they done a superman that Winnie the Pooh's it? no pants, just shirt? his wind sock flapping like crazy?

can you imagine if superman did coke?

@jamesgunn.bsky.social
Katy O'Brian should be wonder woman.

and me? well make me condiment king 😀

an act of kindness is to not kill yourself on someone you love's birthday.

I eye fuck the shit out of myself in the mirror.

there should be a special program for people who wanna stay single, childless, and just wanna keep up with the MCU that will just let them live in a studio for free until they're dead.

that physical exhaustion osmosis when listening to someone talking about picking up a second and third shift at work.

The sigh you make when you wake from shit sleep as you squint through tired eyes and wonder how your hair got so messy and dry like a tumbleweed

the best thing about the post apocalypse? no bills to pay! the worst? deciding who to eat for dinner.

I'm either at 1. hey things ain't too bad or 2. I'd like to be dead now.

what's my advice for new comics? call 911!

I had a dream where Tim Robinson was the Penguin and now that's all I'm thinking about.

the regret from some of the right isn't about empathy, most of it is because of their loss of workforce - which means their bottom lines - so fuck them.

Me, reading about the Male Loneliness Epidemic: "The hell are they talking about? hahaha," Yabes lauded, echoing into the big empty space that was his apartment.

travis touchdown

they did lol at least I think, I still have my ig

I deleted my threads account and now I can't get back on it lol