Vanessa de Ville

The user in a instant camera photo wearing a slinky fringey dress

Hot is my natural state of being

my life is full of beautiful women but it COULD BE FULLER

Bitch go on jeopardy

it’s too cold so I am unable to be hot sorry for the hotness break #onhere

The user in a selfie dressed in a pink cutoff top and incredibly cunty black and pink laced pants

Got described as “intimidatingly hot” today and I get it

Can I play the tambourine

fox??!! so much for the de ville sisters dream

I guess I’m just built different 🥶😤

A screenshot of a tweet. It appears to be labeled “FBI” with a checkmark but the user handle is @jaboukie. The text says “Just because we killed MLK doesn’t mean we can’t miss him.”

Shout out to one of the all time great jaboukie bangers on this day

I’d join

do you die and live again?

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

😇

Bitch

tomorrow a beautiful woman is going to torture me. and they say dreams don’t come true…

I’m illiterate actually

I haven’t read transmetropolitan and I know he’s evil.what about that?

one day I Will be good at pole dancing

But that day was not today

de Ville

give me a book to read aloud, then punish me when I make a mistake

vouch

A wrist with freshly tattooed script of the word “doll”

Vouch

even if you break a clocky girl she’ll still be right twice a day

If you’d have told pre-transition me that I had become a gym bro that would’ve been almost as shocking as me being a woman

A bulging tattooed bicep

Warning: creatine may make muscles larger

the problem with walking around manhattan high on pot is that every restaurant smells like it deserves a Michelin star

The user looks gorgeous and has her lips pursed

Giving you all a big mwah

oh nooooo

period…