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@exvangelicalash.bsky.social

She/Her. Cis. Rising from the ashes of an evangelical li(f)e. Geography student. Former evangelical youth minister, now exvangelical and deconstructing. Loves: My girls, my cats, sports, food, wine, nature

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The Conjuring and Hereditary

30.10.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two movies I gave 5 stars

30.10.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Letterboxd chart has a similar skew to the right.

But, I think it makes sense for most of us. We watch what we expect we are going to like. If we hear a movie is bad, then we avoid them.

I try to remember bad movies I saw in the past, and score them for at least SOME balance

30.10.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is IVF these days? Like $25K a pop or something? Kind of a brilliant song choice.

"It's going to take money,
A whole lot of spending money
It's going to take plenty of money
to do it right child"

30.10.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine stayed locked all month. He was permitted two caged orgasms over the past month, but I still give him and anyone credit for staying locked up an entire month. I can't imagine it is easy, and it does take commitment

30.10.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
30.10.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That makes me feel old. But Queen is timeless

30.10.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning, Kali! I hope you have a great day!

30.10.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A certain orange douchenugget just watched Oppenheimer

30.10.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably AI. He seems to really love using AI to create images, so why not use it for posts?

Truth comes out when he speaks though. His recent "speech" to miliary in Japan was so unhinged and incoherent it screams "enact the 25th Amendment now"

29.10.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That does look good!

29.10.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Wednesday, Kali!

29.10.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I had a fun witchy movie night with @saoirsethefirst.bsky.social last night, watching Hocus Pocus, Hocus Pocus 2, and Practical Magic. It did calm me for a while. But I woke up full of piss and vinegar ready to battle MAGA nitwits on their systemic starvation plans for the poor again

29.10.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And for the "end government waste" crowd, here's a fact that will be poop in your Cheerios: SNAP is one of the most efficient government programs there is. For every 1 dollar in benefits distributed, it generates $1.80 in economic development

29.10.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I will never understand the logic of a working class person carrying the water for billionaires and politicians by beating up and ostracizing those who need government assistance for things like food and energy bills.

29.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Three things:

1. Nobody is "filling up their cart with Doritos and Oreos and paying with SNAP"
2. Who the fuck are you to tell people what to eat?
3. If taunting people who have less makes you feel like a "good Christian", then God bless. Enjoy your miserable fucking existence on this planet

28.10.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A "salary cap" doesn't mean anything when the richest of teams can just pay a luxury tax to exceed the cap. It's either a hard cap or it's not a cap at all

28.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was a pseudo (meaning we were never actually married) NHL wife for many years. One thing I respected about that sport was they have both a hard salary floor and hard salary cap. I'm not sure if I've seen a pro league with more parity between teams

28.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just love that there was a County Cork gal laying down flooring. I didn't even get to meet her but I just know she is one bad ass chick

28.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NHC tracks it to a direct hit on Bermuda at the end of the week as well. Bermuda has had a rough tropical season. Good news, however is it will be in much weakened form and will also have a lot of forward speed at that point.

26.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last night, as part of our spooky season viewing, we watched โ€œsomething wicked this way comesโ€œ (1983) and โ€œCoralineโ€œ (009).

Coraline was delightful! I gave it 5-starsโ€ฆ Absolutely loved it.

Something Wicked was OK. Slow start, strong sucking act. Creepy AF, but enjoyable. 3- stars.
#filmsky

26.10.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Sunday, Kalifornia! Hope you're having a beautiful one.

Incidentally, Fanta is my favorite fizzy pop so your caption caught my eye right away!
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26.10.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am genuinely surprised pee fantasies ranked so low amongst both sexes

26.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป over 30 inches of rain is mind boggling

26.10.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The foolishness of changing the clocks has always been a headscratcher to me

26.10.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Backdraft

25.10.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did community trick-or-treat with @saoirsethefirst.bsky.social and my nephew today. I've lived in this town for 10 months. I had no idea how many cute coffee shops, bookstores, and smoothie shops our town village has! Totally different perspective on foot walking around, and not just driving through

25.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I watched it last night too. Absolutely loved it

25.10.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just about to ask, "did you get enough sleep last night, honey? It's Saturday" ๐Ÿคฃ

25.10.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Young children running like zombies through the fog of night

Young children running like zombies through the fog of night

I just watched Weapons. Holy shit! I donโ€™t give many f5โ€“ star reviews, especially to horror movies. But this was my kind of horror movie! About as flawless as a movie you can get. #filmsky

25.10.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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