@glamourlesslife.bsky.social
Politics and parenting and not winning at either.
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
29.01.2026 21:34 — 👍 41706 🔁 5963 💬 618 📌 310Just a reminder that both Ilhan Omar and Maxwell Frost have been attacked this week.
No outrage by right-wing media or even corporate media.
Now imagine if this were done to Republicans.
The entire system is rigged in favor of conservatives, folks. The double standards are just wild.
Never in my most cynical dreams did I imagine so many people willing to sell out their own country for money, attention, clout, out of spite, ignorance or hate.
That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal.
America is such a beautiful idea.
We are becoming unworthy of it.
Trump just got a major award.
18.01.2026 14:21 — 👍 3072 🔁 549 💬 171 📌 62
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My 10yo just tried to pause me. Definitely time to get off devices and go back to school.
06.01.2026 06:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You misunderstood. When I said “Let’s circle back to that in the new year” I meant never contact me again.
05.01.2026 02:21 — 👍 550 🔁 55 💬 4 📌 2Physically I'm fine, mentally I'm the slowly rotting pumpkin still sitting on my front porch.
02.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Trump’s healthcare plan has been “two weeks away” for so long it technically qualifies as a pre-existing condition.
26.11.2025 06:31 — 👍 1063 🔁 204 💬 41 📌 8Did you hear about the Trump administration campaign calling for "civility" and telling people to "dress with respect" when they travel?
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes: - inflatable frog suit - cape - pepper spray filter - a thirst for the blood of the innocent - air pump batteries and Molotov cocktails not included
whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
14.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 12000 🔁 2481 💬 133 📌 105
2 photos of a fluffy black-and-white cat with a pencil-thin mustache. They appear to he looking up and speaking in the first, scowling in the second.
[best read with a French accent]
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
09.10.2025 20:23 — 👍 56008 🔁 22682 💬 1883 📌 2164
Dinosaur skeleton decoration with pumpkins on a Brooklyn stoop.
This isn’t scary to me at all. A skeleton is the only way I’ve ever seen a dinosaur look.
02.10.2025 13:09 — 👍 997 🔁 63 💬 11 📌 2I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
29.09.2025 00:03 — 👍 9799 🔁 2041 💬 206 📌 114
Can't we just get healthcare
28.09.2025 22:42 — 👍 29815 🔁 7043 💬 3593 📌 905It’s impossible to plan for the Fall because it could be either Autumn or the fall of civilization.
25.09.2025 02:19 — 👍 721 🔁 96 💬 63 📌 2GOP: We will destroy you unless you capitulate!
[they completely capitulate]
GOP: Nevertheless. *destroys them*
The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
19.09.2025 03:27 — 👍 13288 🔁 3048 💬 194 📌 121Just so I'm clear:
TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal
TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.
TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.
Free speech, everyone.
The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
10.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 24390 🔁 5228 💬 376 📌 150Texting your kid is like dating someone who isn't interested in you…
Me: I love you, have a great day!
Daughter: K
Noted do-gooder, secret-keeper and humble, crime-averse person Donald Trump. Yes, of course I believe he was an FBI informant of good character who never blew his cover. It makes *perfect* sense.
06.09.2025 00:07 — 👍 339 🔁 36 💬 21 📌 2curly hair is an adventure because sometimes you wake up and it looks great and sometimes you wake up and it looks incomprehensibly bad and there is no way to know what kind of day today is going to be until, like Perseus, you tiptoe to take a fateful look into the mirror
03.09.2025 13:13 — 👍 196 🔁 19 💬 14 📌 6I know my odds of winning the Powerball are lower than the odds of being hit by lightning while being struck by a bus driven by Bigfoot, but they’re still better than Congress doing its job.
02.09.2025 22:41 — 👍 2330 🔁 388 💬 85 📌 17There should be adult sized rocket rides outside of Kmart for the ones who never got to ride it as kids.
29.08.2025 00:13 — 👍 146 🔁 45 💬 12 📌 1Interviewer: What are you looking for in a job?
Me: A 3-minute montage where I end up rich
Me to my 10 and 12yo: we have an entire house. You don’t have to be in the same room as each other!
28.08.2025 13:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
