Laird Brian Turbo of Sandwich

Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers

Power to the People!

A very much NOT REAL screenshot of a chat Me: Hello would you mind spending some of the money I send you every month to pay for medical care I need? Health insurance bot: No. Eat shit idiot Me: No worries thank you!

Health insurance company got a chatbot and I have to admit it does make the process faster

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

Bernie Sanders on the Epstein files:

“It’s not just the crimes that are alarming. It’s the belief among a small elite that they’re above the law.”

Colbert Has Extremely NSFW Advice for ICE Barbie’s Alleged Lover Colbert weighed in on rumors of an alleged affair between Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski.

Stephen Colbert offered Kristi Noem’s alleged lover some explicit advice Monday night as rumors of the pair’s relationship swirl.

“Confidential” Agreements Show Trump Administration’s Plans for States’ Voter Data At least 10 states have handed over their full voter files to the Justice Department.

“the agreement provides that the DOJ will “test, analyze, and assess states’ [voter rolls]” and send each participating state a list of voters who must be removed within 45 days”

Y fuiste tú mi halftime INoLVIDABLE 🐰🏈 #BenitoBowl #BadBunnyBowl #SuperBowlLX

My Trans Bill of Rights protects the freedom for all trans people to live as their full, authentic selves. It’s time to get this passed!

Yeah, we know.

Warehouse owner won’t sell Dallas County property to ICE for migrant detention center The owners of a Dallas County warehouse that Immigration and Customs Enforcement had planned to use as a mega detention center said Monday it will not sell or...

"The owners of a Dallas County warehouse that ICE had planned to use as a mega detention center said Monday it will not sell or lease the property to the federal government.

“God answered our prayers,” the Hutchins Mayor said after learning of the decision...

www.dallasnews.com/news/immigra...

This is how you live a life

And something for prying the batteries out of a smoke alarm.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

A photo of Linda Davis, surrounded by a reef

Linda Davis, a K-8 teacher in Savannah, Georgia, was killed in a car crash by a man fleeing ICE

Local authorities said they were unaware of any ICE operations in the area. "We have a no chase policy," a county chairman said

www.wtoc.com/2026/02/16/s...

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job

Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

Over 80 years of mutual trust, respect & shared dignity are being ripped apart by a morally devoid charlatan & his enablers, who are totally incapable of trust, respect, and shared dignity. The image of *rump’s mask peeling off, only to reveal the face of Putin, should set off all the alarm bells.

Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts

You didn’t think all those concentration camps they want to build are only for immigrants, did you? (Gift article)

once again we are blaming people who are like 23 for capitalism sucking the life and fun out of everything

On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamilla’s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being “served food that contained worms.” A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees. The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

Unfortunately DHS includes the TSA. When airports start restricting flights they will be forced to back down. I’m glad they are doing something but I don’t think this tactic has much leverage unfortunately.

Millions of Dollars from Now-Defunct USAID Reportedly Paying For Russell Vought’s Security Detail Russell Vought reportedly diverted millions of dollars earmarked for the federal agency that once provided global humanitarian and economic aid.

TRICKLE UP!!!💯💯🤬🤬🤬💯💯

tRumpstein's budget chief Russell Vought reportedly DIVERTED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS EARMARKED FOR USAID!!!

THE FEDERAL AGENCY THAT ONCE PROVIDED GLOBAL HUMANITARIAN AND ECONOMIC AID 😪

IN ORDER TO PAY FOR HIS SECURITY DETAIL!!!

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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

"Donald Trump is not the disease of our politics, he’s just the worst symptom. The disease is the system that allows big corporations to buy and sell politicians in ways that leave them rigging the system against us."

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this