Occasional T-Rex

The image features the American flag in the background, with a prominent bald eagle, which is a national symbol of the United States, superimposed in the foreground. The text at the top reads "LAND OF THE FREE," and the text at the bottom reads "HOME OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST PRISON POPULATION." This juxtaposition of imagery and text seems to convey a critical commentary on the notion of freedom in the United States, highlighting the paradox of having a large prison population.

I can't be the only one who believes that they built Alligator Auschwitz down there in Florida so that Kristi Puppy-Killer Noem can hunt people for sport, right?

Happy Caturday!

Find someone who looks at you the way Voodoo looks at me when he's hungry.

no accidents

He's a sex pest. Hard pass.

New book drop…

Stare into the void, and the void stares back.

Laughing at every single person whose wedding plans were ruined because they booked it on a fucking plantation. 🤣

My editorial assistant: "Hey, look at my junk."

I'm pretty sure this is workplace sexual harassment, since I'm working from home today.

We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

I did not have "Billionaire donor forces president to make a car commercial on the White House lawn" on my 2025 bingo card. 🙄

BRB...Turning myself in to the police for not buying a Tesla today, since boycotting is illegal now.

How is protesting Tesla domestic terrorism but attacking the Capitol building is not? 🤔

It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.

Thou shalt not claim to be improving efficiency when all you do is fire people and then beg them to come back.

Happy #Caturday! He likes my (er...his) new desk chair.

Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals.

The pro-life party: This is an outrage!

RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio.

The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

Shitler is going to hand Ukraine over to Putin (and anything else he wants), and in return Putin will help him threaten Greenland, Canada, Panama, etc., into capitulation. Quid pro quo.

I can't believe we're going to be the bad guys in the next world war. Oh wait, yes I can.

Tom Homan can’t find enough illegal immigrants to deport because they fabricated the ‘crisis,’ so now he’s just gonna spend all his time attacking AOC.

Well said.

The only Gulf of America is the empty space between Shitler's ears.

That's Twitler's human shield.

So a heroin addict with zero medical education who has been lobotomized by a parasitic brain worm is now in charge of the nation's health. We're all gonna die, and frankly at this point I'm looking forward to it. 🙄

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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The real Gulf of America is the gaping chasm between the billionaires and everybody else.

Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

We are truly living in the dumbest of timelines.