Abolish. Fire. Prosecute.
Punishing officials who lie in court and on documents is desperately needed to drag us out of the legitimacy of bullshit the Trump era has created.
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Abolish. Fire. Prosecute.
Punishing officials who lie in court and on documents is desperately needed to drag us out of the legitimacy of bullshit the Trump era has created.
Good Place: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.
13.10.2025 12:46 โ ๐ 1898 ๐ 537 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 21Pizza Box Guy
13.10.2025 14:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I didn't know about that one and had to look it up! Very reminiscent of the controversial Garfield where Jon seemingly drinks dog semen ("no you don't understand, it was dog pregnancy vitamins...")
13.10.2025 13:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yes, definitely one of the most divisive Far Sides!
(the bigger context is that War Rocket Ajax has a long-running feature where they rank comic book stories. For a while they allowed comic strips to be submitted, and there was a HEAVY debate as to whether Cow Tools qualified as a "story")
counterpoint: seems like that milk might have been insufficiently cooked?
13.10.2025 13:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Exactly one option, so I guess this is both the most interesting AND the most consequential:
cdn.mobygames.com/c39aa40e-abd...
@warrocketajax.com I'm sure I'm not the only person to send you this but needed to make sure you encountered it
12.10.2025 04:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Everyone knows there's only one good cat poem written by an AI:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SySZ...
forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you
06.10.2025 02:31 โ ๐ 2950 ๐ 557 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 17another reason it was stupid to believe charlie kirk was a turning point in american politics is that the right is responding to bad bunny with the same level of furor as they did to a brutal assassination
02.10.2025 13:11 โ ๐ 54 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1if you respect the law and the constitution, the trump administration has no use for you
02.10.2025 13:28 โ ๐ 5226 ๐ 1321 ๐ฌ 149 ๐ 26I mean, in absolutely no store do they keep high-value items on a shelf right near the exit, with no checkout counters or anything in between.
01.10.2025 00:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0would love to hear more congressional democrats say "should we win power next year we are going to treat every one of these as bribes and act accordingly" arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
30.09.2025 12:12 โ ๐ 5942 ๐ 1396 ๐ฌ 115 ๐ 52the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
we went to Japan this summer to visit relatives and took our nephew to a Toys*R*Us while we were there; I was almost as excited as he was!
29.09.2025 14:53 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0honestly, betting he is either picturing DVDs or literal film canisters being offloaded from a container ship.
29.09.2025 14:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"the city came in and tested us and said we were within regulations" is neither an "excuse" nor a "rationalization"
If you are coming into this with the assumption "complainants are always reasonable, their targets always liars" then I have some bad news for you about city council complaints.
But religion (and in Walsh's case, rampant Islamophobia) aside, this is a simple noise dispute, there are clear rules and the city council is going through its process. If this were a factory blowing a whistle at 5:30am it would not be making national news.
27.09.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Weird you only posted one side of quotes:
"This is crazy. We don't wanna bother anybody," Bahalwan told CBS News Detroit. "The city came in, the inspector, and there is a monitoring for the voice. We are even below the average of the rules."
I was curious about the "blasted" part and oh, look, Dearborn has a noise ordinance with a limit of 55dB from 10pm-7am: www.cbsnews.com/amp/detroit/...
27.09.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Here is an actual article about the situation which (surprise surprise) sounds far less dire than Totally Unbiased Nonbigot Matt Walsh described:
www.cbsnews.com/amp/detroit/...
This only happens to you once
26.09.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 21681 ๐ 4244 ๐ฌ 347 ๐ 182"this could have been an email" except it costs the US taxpayers like twelve million dollars.
26.09.2025 18:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt think Iโve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.
25.09.2025 18:41 โ ๐ 15041 ๐ 4209 ๐ฌ 1269 ๐ 337not to speak to any other aspects of this case, but if the report is accurate that the assailant shot blindly into an unmarked ICE van, I don't think we can infer that "shooting immigrants" was their intention.
24.09.2025 17:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0given the memes, I'm assuming the dachshund ends up sitting in a pile of your clothes (dongs out for heaven, i guess)
23.09.2025 15:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0honestly respect for the grifting long-game to wait THIS LONG and then perform the "formerly woke" pivot
22.09.2025 18:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0