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Ephraim Stone

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You know the drill. I read about dead people, teach about Judaism, and write about magic. Less argumentative in 2025 but no promises. Repped by @HandspunLit. Very gay, very Jew.

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Good for us

05.10.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good for them. Thatโ€™s how Jews practice Judaism.

05.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4). What power, precisely? Because power in 1st century Palestine lay with the Romans, Herodians, and priests, in that order. What power of the Pharisees are you referencing?

05.10.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3). No, the Gospels make it clear that the Phariseesโ€™ main issue with Jesus was his association with violent child traffickers and thugs, which is a legitimate grievance. As well as his claim to rabbinic authority, another legitimate grievance.

05.10.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2b). Giving somebody claiming rabbinic authority a chance to prove themselves by asking them a difficult or impossible question about the law is literally how Judaism works. There are examples of it everywhere in Jewish writings. Jesus is not special in this regard.

05.10.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay letโ€™s break this down.

1). Yes. In 30 CE Jerusalem, only the Romans could execute someone. The Sanhedrin had abdicated their power.

2). โ€œTrapping Jesusโ€ here is asking him a question of the Law that seems to have no answer. Thatโ€™s how Judaism works.

05.10.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I learned about Van Gogh from Where In the World is Carmen Sandiego.

05.10.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s a whole religion that does not do either of these things. Itโ€™s called Judaism.

05.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might be time to send missionaries to share the gospel with the white evangelical church in America.

04.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 362    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Appalled by the attack on a mosque in East Sussex.

An appalling act of Islamophobic hate.

Grateful no lives were lost, but the impact will be profound. We must stand together against hate and division.

Our strength is in unity, and intolerance will not win.

05.10.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

May the protestors in Chicago be safe.
May their care for their fellow human beings inspire a nation in desperate need of humanity.
May this be the worst it gets.

And if it must get worse
(for it will get worse)
May we cultivate strong wills and soft hearts.
And may we keep protesting.

05.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Have you considered that youโ€™re wrong and also a terrible person?

05.10.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because what we needed in a discussion about deconstructing harmful language was the input of Paul Harper, the Main Character of the Universe.

05.10.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you both somehow under the ludicrous assumption that Jews worship Jesus Christ as a god?

05.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you somehow under the ludicrous assumption that Jews worship Jesus Christ as a god?

05.10.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคจ

04.10.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not even mad, itโ€™s so funny.

04.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Life has value
followed by
The world would be better without you, your turn to die.

Behold the meltdown of a Nazi

04.10.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Follow your leader.

04.10.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They have no explanation for saying this other than the fact that I am a Jew. Thatโ€™s literally it.

04.10.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I have a test for calling out antisemitism.

If a normal, compassionate, yet not particularly educated person can easily recognize the antisemitism, then I donโ€™t need to perform an explanation on demand.

This passes the test.

04.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s probably because you are extremely, undeniably, unapologetically antisemitic.

04.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You called him a Pharisee, which is just calling him a Jew.

Just like calling me a fruitcake is just calling me a f*ggot. You arenโ€™t actually calling me a pastry. See how that works?

04.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which makes for an even more curious question - which came first, Shimshon or Heracles?

04.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Greek mythology, the Danaans were the descendents of King Danaus, King of Libya, who founded the city of Argos in Mycenae. The tribe of Dan was directly north of Philistia, so the hypothesis is that they were in fact originally Aegean Sea Peoples.

04.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, the phrase is โ€œwolf in sheepโ€™s clothing,โ€ and it wasnโ€™t said about the Pharisees, but you are so incomprehensible stupid that you canโ€™t even properly state your own arguments.

04.10.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m Jewish, why would I give a fuck about what Jesus or the New Testament scriptures say?

The whole point of this conversation is that using the Christian Bible to defend your antisemitism just makes you MORE antisemitic.

04.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThese Jews in my mentions just make me want to be even MORE antisemiticโ€ okay Lizzy, so youโ€™re just a Nazi-level of Nazi. Glad thatโ€™s cleared up.

04.10.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe. Even likely! But itโ€™s called the Bronze Age collapse for a reason.

04.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an incredibly gracious response, and incredibly hilarious.

04.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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