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That's actually an excellent lesson.

24.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 191 🔁 60 💬 4 📌 0

He WILL however, cast testicular torsion on you.

23.11.2025 11:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chrimsmis ornmament

23.11.2025 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Helmets with cool Visors were always the coolest thing to me as a kiddo. Still tend to love em.

And here were the big 3 reasons for that

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

17.11.2025 08:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, OK thanks for clarifying

16.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like, a Stand in For Titus of the Space Marine games or are you mixing him and Boltgun’s Protagonist up?

16.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s been a fan of the series despite its many issues.

But BO7 is just the absolute epitome of Soulless garbage

I know plenty of people have disregarded the series as being exactly that for years now, but some people like Bricky were able to find even a bit of creativity and enjoyment buried in it

16.11.2025 14:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cringe is, like, Cringe

16.11.2025 08:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So… where does Slungus see herself in 4 years?

15.11.2025 13:24 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So for anyone currently unaware. There’s now a non 0% chance that Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob.

15.11.2025 11:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cat is laying down on a table with the words `` no '' written on its face . Alt: a cat is laying down on a table with the words `` no '' written on its face .

13.11.2025 21:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something Alt: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something

13.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Remember everyone he said he’ll have Healthcare plan ready in 2 weeks…

In 2017

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a man wearing headphones is sitting on the floor in a room Alt: a man wearing headphones and dressed like a man from the 1770’s is rocking back and forth in the fetal position on the floor in a padded room

TAKEONMOREDEBTANDYOULLBEREWARDEDTAKEONMOREDEBTANDYOULLBEREWARDEDTAKEONMOREDEBTANDYOULLBEREWARDEDTAKEONMOREDEBTANDYOULLBEREWARDED

12.11.2025 11:57 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

3rd eye opening

NBs watching the Matrix

12.11.2025 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gambit and Rogue in Marvel Ricals with a Tweet asking. “What sorta fucked up Southern Accent would their Kid have?”

Boomhaur from King of the Hill

12.11.2025 10:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also

BEEEEN! That Doesn’t mean what you Think it means!! BEEEEEEN!!!

12.11.2025 08:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Thing from Marvel Rivals but he’s Blue now

A comic panel from a “What If…” Comic where it asks “What if the Thing were Blue?” Then showing a Blue Ben Grimm, in Red Trunks crying while screaming “It’s Slobbering Time!”

So THATS why they recolored thing!

12.11.2025 08:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

… gonna be blunt seeing THE Slungus say “Fuck” kinda just flashbanged me.

11.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why my balls hurt?

11.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a young man stands next to a statue of a man Alt: Fant4stic “Say that Again” meme

11.11.2025 13:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jumping out the plane is an option

11.11.2025 13:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes but that statement was so friggin Guilliman I couldn’t resist

11.11.2025 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…. So just a really good movie starring lesbians?

10.11.2025 06:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

10.11.2025 04:20 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

OK, what if I tell the Slungi that Linux Yappers are supposedly delicacy meats?

09.11.2025 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just need a Red and a Pink one and you can form the Riolu Rangers!

09.11.2025 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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