Marty Merzer

This is why we always gave our expense accounts directly to you.

Well, yeah. It is ever since he snaked back into town.

Two jackasses, a weasel and a drunk walk into…

Oh, I so know who it was.

Great piece. Thanks for sharing it.

Retweet this if Cory Booker is making you cry with pride and hope right now.

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How many incels can squeeze together in one Oval Office?

Musk-Trump Calamity: Democracy Just Died in Darkness at The Washington Post This just in: The Washington Post's newsroom is in meltdown this morning, with Amazon-Washington Post Owner Jeff Bezos going Full Oligarch.

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Torpedoed by years of staff cuts and, more recently, by miscreant, cowardly top managers, they can't keep up. And they may not want to. Also, long hours at work cut back on time spent in fancy bars sharing news tips they never act upon.

What? WHAT??!!

To be fair, they just signed up three interns, bringing the remaining newsroom staff to…three.

Newspaper writers, editors, publishers: This nonsense about naming “winter storms” is a complete promotional fiction created by The Weather Channel. Every time you fall for it, you’re promoting the competition.

After this latest provocation, I’m thinking of resubscribing, so I can cancel it again.

…at the bottom of a whiskey bottle.

Also the name of my next band.

JUST IN: Trump Calamity 2 - Feds File to Dismiss Election Interference Charges Against Trump, Nov. 25, 2024 Special Counsel Jack Smith says he has no choice under existing Department of Justice regulations.

Feds move to dismiss election interference charges against Trump.

Trump Calamity 2: The Landslide (?) Will Bring It Down - Nov. 25, 2024 Spoiler alert – it wasn’t a landslide. The dognapper joins the puppy killer in the Cabinet. From an actual source: Surgeon General-wise, we didn’t really duck a bullet.

Today’s “Still Not Retired” Substack. I’m moving shares of these posts here from Facebook, where they’ve been throttled. I’m a former reporter for The Miami Herald, AP and many other media. Please take a look.

What? WHAT???

Initial results expected not in your lifetime - or his.

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