K.

buying yarn and knitting are two independent hobbies

i maintain that buying books and reading are also two independent hobbies

Feels like Michael Penix in 2020 all over again… except this one was actually a touchdown.

Holy cow holy cow holy cow holy cow

#pennstatefootball

Job application: Gender - State (female) Gender - Federal (female) .

Anyone else seen this while applying for jobs? Not saying this is necessarily nefarious but I've definitely never seen it before (and yeah it's probably nefarious).

well fuck

The only thing I want to see from this Steeler game is postgame photos of Tyler Warren with Joey Porter Jr and/or Pat Freiermuth.

💙🤍

Beau Pribula getting hurt so similarly to how Drew Allar did 2 weeks ago is eerie.

So similar to how Drew Allar was hurt - which is freaky.

Back in 2014 RFK Jr picked up a dead bear cub on the side of the road and then later dumped that cub in central park in NYC. Later, that bear cub became Senator John Fetterman. A little lesson in not underestimating what you can achieve based on your circumstances.

And I suspect there are zero safety, I mean, excuse me, woke lib measures in effect so they’re all breathing asbestos and heaven knows what else.

Karma’s a bitch.

If it walks like a Fetterman and quacks like a Fetterman… it’s a bought candidate.

Adding to our to-make list!

I am intrigued. We love making bourbon drinks. But I can’t get past the taste of campari or aperol. Maybe I just need to try harder. Maybe we’ll mix one up during the Penn State game tonight. I’ll report back.

Obviously… I get it…

I really missed enjoying college football. I’m so happy to have that back.

Thanks for 2012-2017, Franklin. Now go get another job and save Penn State some money so we can go hire another one of the guys Miss Terry adorably called Saban’s baby coaches.

Watching college football in the post-Franklin era is… rather nice. I’m not sick to my stomach worrying how head case JF is gonna eff up clock management and flop against Iowa. I have a 4-box of games I’m watching and rooting for Vanderbilt to beat Brian Kelly, and for Manny Diaz to succeed.

Loving this game!!

Several of the largest athletics programs function this way.

Pitt absolutely does not, so I get why that doesn’t compute for yinz.

But Google a thing, will ya?

I don’t know how to shout this loud enough. I thought we covered this years ago.

Penn State academics and Penn State Athletics are two separate financial entities. The University does not fund Athletics. In fact it’s occasionally the other way around, with Athletics giving money back to the school.

::exhale::

onto the post-Franklin era

only 7 years too late

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Happy birthday, Crappy!

Thought you three might be interested in something Andy & Ari said on On3

Is James Franklin’s implosion going to bring an end to the God Contract era in college football?

UCLA fired everyone. And then did that.

Hey Pat Kraft? FIRE EVERYONE.

(i don’t expect to then win, i just want to see everyone fired)

Even my NCAA ‘24 playing 12yo knew that was an awful play call.

Chants of FIRE FRANKLIN at the Rose Bowl.

Fire everyone.

Franklin, Kotelnicki, Allar, everyone.

Salt the earth.

Not just Franklin.

Fire everybody.

Seriously. Fire Franklin.

Gary Danielson suggesting Tony Rojas is trying to preserve his eligibility and redshirt is both reckless and obviously incorrect.

Well… we can’t blame any of this on Allar… yet.

FIRE FRANKLIN

Penn State football is awful. College football is awful. Everything is awful.