@tobilehman.com.bsky.social
Math dork, computer programmer, dad. Armchair philosopher of time https://tobilehman.com
New slur verb for bots on Bluesky that go on posting rampages: chemtrailing
09.11.2023 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is bullshit. I'm starting a tetrahedra cult now
06.11.2023 22:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Which design pattern should the software controlling a Time Machine use?
01.11.2023 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nope, this it? www.slowboring.com/p/the-techno...
31.10.2023 22:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wish I was schizo enough to make a better manifesto
31.10.2023 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Earth is a neglected alien jira ticket. I wish Douglas Adams were alive to make a funny story about this
23.10.2023 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Holding a boom box up blasting Grimes' music while standing in the rain)
23.07.2023 23:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been in SF. What happened while I was gone?
14.07.2023 21:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you have a job offer remember that "negotiate" is a portmanteau of
"neg" - Lower their self-esteem to make them more likely to agree to your offer
"goat" - you are the GOAT, act accordingly
"I ate" - you're not hungry you could barely have another bite - is their offer worth it?
Elon Musk came into Twitter headquarters with a kitchen sink, his plan was to sink Twitter.
01.07.2023 21:12 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Just a friendly F-22 flying over my house nbd
01.07.2023 23:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
another fighter jet
I love them
you vs ur pfp
16.06.2023 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Optimal show length
13.06.2023 13:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's got bodyguards for that https://fortune.com/2023/03/07/elon-musk-bodyguards-twitter-office-restroom/amp/
04.06.2023 12:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Two jets ripping around in my neighborhood. They look like best friends, always flying together like that
04.06.2023 12:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say more
04.06.2023 12:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also known as JAQing off https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JAQing%20off
04.06.2023 12:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The moon and blue sky. My back yard
30.05.2023 02:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I just wrote Fourier's Finches, a primer on digital audio
https://tobilehman.com/posts/fouriers-finches/
Banning freedom of movement to signal how much you live freedom
24.05.2023 04:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I swear you guys
20.05.2023 02:44 β π 235 π 36 π¬ 1 π 3Air Force One
20.05.2023 02:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Superqueue
Like substack, but better
It's over
20.05.2023 02:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone, welcome my brother @capraroyale.bsky.social to Bluesky π¦
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He's an OG GOAT and a King. A gentleperson and a scholar
some might say... insane
13.05.2023 16:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
https://i.imgflip.com/7lj37q.jpg
12.05.2023 14:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Canada will unironically legalize this
12.05.2023 14:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's called "Six Feet Sidways" man, and like, your just dead instantly. The shop is full of bodies, it's nuts man you should try it
12.05.2023 14:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
