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hoping the hair follicles in my face fall out from monday’s laser appointment before i play a show next thursday. this is the trans equivalent of hoping a huge weird zit will disappear before picture day

The studio fucking butchered The Lady from Shanghai and it still has the single most avant garde sequence in all of noir, that’s how big Orson Welles’ pussy was

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did he lose a bet??

i'm so unbelievably fucking proud of you, bud 💚

maybe their tongue has teeth, like a goose

sweet little hambeast

bandit’s huge head looking up at me friendsomely from my lap

the Girl

bandit the cat is on my lap with her little kickers splayed out

when you’re soooo sleepy

the beat moves in a way that feels like my brain is getting like joe pesci-kicked to death. thank you for this, i'm buying this album immediately

what if everything wasn't a fucking nightmare for awhile. as a goof

holy fuck this is SO GOOD

it’s bandcamp friday, i just released my new album last month! check it out and do consider giving me seven whole dollars for it, it’s very good

jesus christ

A reminder: Gregory Bovino may be gone and a bunch of his men aren't here anymore but Border Patrol is still in Chicagoland, randomly stopping folks at Home Depots and chasing people through the snow.

yesssss hell yes

my understanding of aaron rupar is that he shares news articles. that's what he feels called upon to do, in his life

honestly an abiding love for the simpsons is crucial to weaklung, as an organizing principle

look at our shirts. get these shirts

really impressive how much goodwill that dude meticulously burned through. he was presuming upon a latitude that simply was not there for his latest bullshit

really proud of everyone for yelling “avaunt, wretched beast, begone” when quentin tarantino descended on the village once more with his vile takes

that hyphen on the lam from “ice cold” and currently taking refuge in “full-load”

what is this, my search history

you cannot just take estradiol and rot in your room alone gaming, boymoding whenever you do go out. you do have to actively, socially, create yourself as a woman

Asper, Chamonix, Park City, Whistler, Mammoth.the list goes a1. The competition & training circuit has taken the team on some epic snow trips. In honor of these mountain tons comes Ultra Blue. Best served ice cold fron the frosty can, Ultra Blue is a little less sweet and lighter-tasting with Zero sugar and a full-load of our Monster energy blend. From first chair to last cill..

“in honor of these mountain towns comes Ultra Blue” is…huh

like the hyphen situation in the second part alone counts as some kind of felony. what is happening over there

my snottiest opinion is that monster energy should fire whoever writes the copy for their cans. pick up any can in any color or flavor and i promise you the copy is either grammatically fucked or incoherent. which actually i suppose is consistent for monster’s brand, never mind

yeag

In addition to the below, here are a couple of other nice options for your Bandcamp Friday pennies, from pals and peers and generally decent sorts.

also constantly makes the same face as this screenshot. the blue steel face turns her voice into a kind of honking flute