Lis, Sharkward Teach enthusiast 🦈🦈🦈

A singer-songwriter friend would like people to know that while boycotting Spotify is great, it was also 16% of their income that is now cratering. So if you're cancelling Spotify, please pair that with buying music, merch, or live tickets directly from your favorite artists

I'm pretty sure this is actually Taika Waititi pretending to be an insane Silicon Valley dipshit.

It's a powerful combination of ignorance and arrogance that would probablt be funny if this man weren't insanely rich and influential.

you know where I never hear ads for ICE? on my hard drive! on my cool local radio station! on the CD drive in my 13-year-old car!

quitting Spotify feels great

Quit this garbage platform. The second best time to do that is right now.

Art print of a monochrome ink painting of a werewolf running through the woods under the full moon, playing with his vampire bat boyfriend.

Art print of a watercolour painting of two little guys walking through a quiet Danish sidestreet at blue hour.

A set of stickers of little milk carton people.

Sticker of a pen illustration of a kiwi adventurer. They're holding a big sword in their beat, and are wearing a pointed adventurer's hat and a satchel full of scrolls and potions on their back.

i know i'm adding to Promotional Noise, but it would be cool if you considered supporting artists who are trying to pay the bills rather than the mega-businesses when you can. so here's mine, and if you're a small artist, drop your links!

ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop

#artshop #shopsmall #cuteart

Oh believe me it’s on my list!!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Stede is visible from behind where he sits atop Ed's tail. Ed is spread out, sharkily, underneath. The moonlight makes them glow and Ed is very wet and stripey. His claspers are thick and juicy-looking and his hair and beard snakes are all a-flutter. They're holding hands.

Nobody does it like @rysi000u.bsky.social !!!

The shark boys from keep swimming, getting a little closer acquainted...

archiveofourown.org/works/730617...

#ofmdfanart

Anyone trying to sell you AI as creativity is not trying to liberate you lol

He stills for a moment, heart pounding, because he can feel Ed's warm breath against his neck, can feel the nuzzling of his nose against the underside of his chin, but down his chest, something doesn't feel right... or maybe feels more right than it's ever felt before. His hands feel odd. They feel-it's a bit like he's wearing mittens, the fingers all pulled together, too warm, and when he tips his face down, looks past the wonder of Ed's silver hair tangled against his chest, he can't quite see them, or much of anything. He lifts a hand, squinting in the bright—his eyes feel weird, too, different, like there's a muscle he needs to stretch—and brushes Ed's hair back from his face. Ed gives a little sputtery sigh, lips smacking, and Stede can't help the way his lips curl at the way a tiny furrow forms between Ed's eyebrows. It's almost enough to distract him from it all, except... His hand. His hand is—

A lil otter fic for #WIPWednesday!!

And jesus christ read the room and delete your wrapped posts holy shit

LOLOLOL ITS BECAUSE I WRITE BOTH

Cannot recommend highly enough just!!! Having files on your device!!!! Go to the library! Get CDs! Get a cheap cd drive! MAGIC

SAME YEP they’ve been doing awful, sketchy things for so long and I am SHOCKED how many people still use it.

Quit this garbage platform. The second best time to do that is right now.

I ASKED RYSI TO MAKE HIM EXTRA WET

IT’S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

Stede is visible from behind where he sits atop Ed's tail. Ed is spread out, sharkily, underneath. The moonlight makes them glow and Ed is very wet and stripey. His claspers are thick and juicy-looking and his hair and beard snakes are all a-flutter. They're holding hands.

Nobody does it like @rysi000u.bsky.social !!!

The shark boys from keep swimming, getting a little closer acquainted...

archiveofourown.org/works/730617...

#ofmdfanart

Two very innocent Xmas angels

When she boutta hark on it

Guys I just saw my shark boys commission from @rysi000u.bsky.social and. Oh. MY.

Will post it later this evening when I’m at a computer that children and coworkers can’t see 🦈😳😊

ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?

A pretty pink and blue sky over a postal parking lot

TRANS FLAG SKY OVER THE POST OFFICE

hi. ed and stede had a fight this morning and now they're both at work thinking how stupid and unnecessary it was and was it more abt it being cold and dark out than anything else. it makes stede feel like a failure, like he's never going to be a better husband. it makes ed feel like his dad. -

DARCY I ADORE YOU I’m weeping! At the post office

everything is temporary, is the thing. even feelings like love.

but love is also a choice: to act, to reach, to try. and choices live in the small, every day things. to take two mugs out of the cupboard instead of one. to get dressed in the dark so he can sleep longer. to wait. to catch up.

Can I let you in on a little secret?

Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.

It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.

I have not eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

Forgive me
but it’s a hectic
time of year
I’ll circle back
to your plums
after the holidays.

162 assholes on this list

hey i'll make a list and find the contact info if you want to start making something to send them