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Laura Foster

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Tired middle-aged woman, likes cats. Has strong opinions, may or may not share them. Transitioned in the long-ago years of the early 00s, not that it's any of your business.

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Latest posts by lauramfoster.bsky.social on Bluesky

I feel like I'm attending a revival meeting inside an empty metal shipping container.

13.10.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Vaporwave gospel hymns play faintly in the distance over PA speakers)

13.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the backlash I got for that made me fear my so-called "allies" almost more than the neighbours. The whole "if I'm out, everyone should be out, and if they're not they're traitors to the LGBTQ movement" has a very "nothing bad has ever happened to me" and "I'm a malignant narcissist" energy.

13.10.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This. I deliberately went stealth before I moved into my current neighbourhood - scraped the little rainbow pride kitty sticker off my car window and don't breathe a word about being trans to anybody else here. Given some of my neighbours, and having been assaulted for less, it's not safe to do so.

13.10.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds a lot like my city putting on a big expensive licensed holiday Harry Potter themed event (and kicking out a charity to do so), getting massive backlash about it both internally & externally, then saying "We're Deeply Sorry, We Apologize, We Didn't Know (but we're still going ahead with it.)"

13.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Canadian, I also find that Nanaimo Bars are... a lot to deal with. You have to really really be in the mood for a ton of sugar and chocolate in one go. I can't remember the last time I ate one.

13.10.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It turned out there were at least three of us in my high school (400-ish students) in the mid 90s. I was the first one to transition in 2002, the others a few years later. At the time none of us knew that about each other.

I also didn't meet a transitioned trans person till my 1st support group.

13.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I just say that finding out there's a Father Dowling in Chicago standing up for justice and truth made me do a double take? I wonder if Sister Steve was there too? IYKYK. My grandparents used to watch that show all the time.

12.10.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone seen them in the same place at the same time? Hmmm... ๐Ÿค”

12.10.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A little bit in the cheeks, a lot in the angle of the back of the jaw. I don't know the terminology for facial structure so it's hard to explain. It's too bad I uninstalled FaceApp a couple of years ago, otherwise I'd trying combining them into one person and ponder the result.

12.10.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's on the inside of the doors of quite a few Timmys and it makes me oogy.

12.10.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You see, when a flamingo and a camel love each other very much despite their romance being forbidden by society...

11.10.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot Sulfur Hexafluoride Balloon Rides just get really weird.

10.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Painfully accurate in my experience. At least it goes a little ways towards balancing out the hip dips from hell / wide shoulders upside-down-triangle shape I was stuck with for years when I was starving due to poverty.

10.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This randomly showed up in my Bluesky feed just now and I'm here for this kind of adorableness.

09.10.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CoV "apologized" for putting on a for-profit several-month-long event centered around the godforsaken anti-trans wizard franchise & said it "won't happen again".

Which is to say they're still putting it on & not changing anything but they paid lip service to their LGBTQ+ employees who complained.

09.10.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First horses, now ice cream cones.

(taps the My Giant Zoe sign again)

09.10.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anti-Claire. Erialc, if you will. All her intentions are malicious but are misinterpreted by the fandom as good.

08.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are afraid, we will look together.

08.10.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also if I'm out and about I'm not listening to anything, besides the environment around me. Willingly shutting out noise in a public space feels like putting myself in danger.

08.10.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am team headphones for life. I spent two hellish years having to wear industrial earplugs to sleep in a horrible illegal basement suite, and earbuds remind me too much of that. And they're uncomfortable. The only reason I'll willingly have things inside my ears is if I need to protect my hearing.

08.10.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The people who watch Local 58 versus the people who don't.

08.10.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TMNT / House MD / Sopranos crossover when.

07.10.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The door closing chimes on Skytrain in Vancouver, if you slow them down to one-quarter speed, are the first three notes of Also Sprach Zarathustra.

"The next station is... Jupiter."

06.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

David Attenborough confirmed as a Time Lord. Or he *was*, he's stuck in 1969.

05.10.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know they can be downloaded from somewhere but it's not quite like have the real deal in your hand.

(Also I don't think my Power Mac 8600/300 - which hasn't been powered up in over a decade - would boot into System 0.1. The old Mac Pluses in the school computer lab circa 1993 would though!)

04.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the early-mid 90s I somehow ended up with a couple of Apple software developer toolkit CD ROMs from 1990 (Vol 3 - A Disc Called Wanda, and Vol 4 - Discy Business) that had among other things every system software install from 6.0.5 back to 0.1.

Dunno what I did with them. Wish I still had them.

04.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I'm imagining a Ben Folds cover of Komm Susser Todd.

04.10.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I didn't quite get that far, but lots and lots of twiddling around in ResEdit and HyperCard.

04.10.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two dozen of these in a row = my junior high school computer lab. The cheerful little startup "DING!" is a core memory. Also hitting the interrupt button the side & typing a command that would let you sort of see what the last user was doing before they shut down, in a zombie half-logged-off state.

04.10.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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