Laura Foster

Tag yourself, today I am the third one in the top row.

Hey Beavis, huh-huh-huh huh-huh. Check out my pyramid.

Don't make me break out the Betamax machine.

"Hey. Psst. Need a 38C? Try this on. Left cup is free. Right cup will cost you."

"Jessica... we need to cook."

It's LAMC by Tool. "If you have had your eyes tested and voted Yes on Proposition 187, and have your DD form 3018 filled out and have already reported to the City Attorney but have never been called in for jury duty, press 8. Make your selection at any time. Make your selection at any time."

Lil Colonoscopy.

"Frankly, Wickenburg is a total loss. I think steel boils at about this temperature, so don't even bother looting. There's probably nothing left."

Just outside of Vancouver BC, temperatures are expected to climb to 21300 degrees C, many times hotter than the surface of the sun. Due to high humidity it will feel like nearly 58 trillion degrees C - the laws of physics may no longer apply. We expect hotter tomorrow, returning to normal on Friday.

Huh, another local(ish) trans organization abruptly imploded due to toxic infighting. "Where have I seen this before?" I ask myself, thinking about 2017 & 2013 & 2009 & 2004 and...

The "fun" part is that this has the potential to dismantle one of the main archives of trans history in this province.

My car's stereo insists on playing albums by alphabetical song name and the resulting mood whiplash drives me up the wall.

Also geez loise is YT ever broken today. Unskippable 15s ads for M&Ms & McDonalds (neither of which I've had or cared about in years), then ten seconds of the video I'm trying to watch, then THOSE EXACT SAME ADS, then another ten seconds, then THE SAME ADS AGAIN. I just gave up and closed the tab.

Got a video ad for M&Ms where 3 guys gleefully accept random candy (the M&Ms) from a sketchy dude they met at a gas station.

Holy hell my skin crawled instantly. Did they run this past literally ANY woman at the ad agency? "Yay free candy!" (Wakes up in the desert w/ a kidney missing if I'm lucky.)

Captain Picard, Keiko, Ensign Ro, and Guinan as children from the TNG episode "Rascals"

Here's a drawing I did of the TNG episode "Rascals"

"I have to go now - my planet needs me."

(Zoe choppily ascends out of the scene.)

That feeling when you try running for the first time in well over a decade and the first time since HRT: "ohhh geez - gonna need a better bra than this. Possibly several on top of each other".

"Somehow McMahon Returned."

a woman is covering her face with her hand in front of a crowd of people and the word laura is on the screen . Alt: Meryl Streep(?) is yelling LAURA while cupping her hands around her mouth.

Apparently they're yelling at each other, like it's a game of Marco Polo.

(Caveat: I am Canadian, my tolerance for hot weather is terrible. Your mileage as a California resident will vary.)

The weather has a lot to do with it for me. I can walk at an average 2½ mph pretty much indefinitely so long as the weather is overcast and the temperature is between 45F and 65F. As soon as it hits 80F and/or the sun comes out, or I have to book it 3 mph or faster, my endurance drops quickly.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever." - Spinal Tap

Oh FFS...

Run on my computer unobtrusively & allow me to use my software to do my work. Keep intruders out of my system. And THAT'S IT. If I want you to do anything more than that I WILL ASK YOU. And I am not asking you.

Bad enough you're forcing me to replace my PC in the next year for no reason.

Slightly Offbeat Al Yankovic

I hadn't thought about it - I swear I saw some of them at the grocery checkout a few years ago but I couldn't tell you how many years... and nothing since. They're like payphones or cars with manual transmissions - ubiquitous until they silently disappear.

(Growing up as a closeted trans girl in a super fundamentalist household was fuuuuuun.)

Ahh, the whole "when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone else they've ever slept with, and will instantly get all kinds of horrible STDs that will rot your genitalia, and also since not all birth control is 100% effective, all birth control is 100% ineffective" spiel. >:(

10 Maniacs

I feel this. My body has the need to rotate on its long axis all night like a rotisserie chicken; if it's prevented from doing so (ie a very soft mattress) I don't get a wink of sleep.

Me Third & The Asking Politelys

a white cat is laying on a wooden floor next to a fan Alt: A white cat is lying belly-up on a hardwood floor in front of a reciprocating fan.

Me since 11 am: