Snarki Norski

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

ZING.

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied

You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.

im so glad we normalized sports gambling and even made it obnoxiously ubiquitous. surely nothing could go all wobbly from that

Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!

ripping up the white house on a whim to build a grand ballroom during a shutdown in which you are illegally firing thousands of workers, with stagflation setting in thanks in large part to your tariffs and willful destruction of the dollar. versailles shit. fiddling while rome burns shit. classic

The whole place will be a security and surveillance nightmare

My music just segued from The Smiths’ “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out” to “Sunshine Is Coming” by Bequem, and man, someone really wants me to make it to the finish line this week

These would look great in the Duluth art nouveau period room at the Minneapolis Institute of Art

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I too don't want anyone taking medical advice from RFK, but guess who voted to confirm him as the person people should take medical advice from.

Both sides of a conflict are calling each other evil and corrupt, rendering me, a humble journalist, helpless to discern the truth. Best I can do is let you know that both sides are in fact saying those things. Hope this helps

Matthew Gregory Lewis’s “The Monk” is even better.

When your MAGA relatives start yapping about Portland show them this isportlandburning.com

you can see the exact moment the possum’s ghost rises

I was too distracted by the Wall Drug billboards to see it

It was so obvious all along!

Hopefully the whole Bari Weiss thing and Ezra Klein thing starts waking people up to the fact that corporate media is mostly populated with mediocre people who have made millions and gained unbelievable influence because they threaten nothing and tell wealthy people exactly what they want to hear.

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

When did professional sports go into overdrive with loud music? Pumping music after every pitch in baseball. Pumping music after every possession in basketball. Pumping music after every down in football. We can’t just enjoy the din of the game? We have to be told, they loud music, to cheer?

Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!

Ezra Klein’s daily affirmation to the bathroom mirror every morning: “I wear the beard. The beard does not wear me.”

I dislike the whole “and you’re SURPRISED?!” bullshit whenever anyone expresses alarm at a news event because the people posting it act like they’re wise sages for democracy but are basically doing the work of evil people because there’s nothing evil people want more than for evil to become routine

The original sin of Marbury v Madison continuing to bear poison fruit

Sarah McLachlan is like a supernova of calm positivity