Boston Red (Soccer)

Really says a lot about their confidence in the upcoming Xmas rush.

New uniform sponsor: The US Army, brought to you by the Saudi Public Investment Fund.

Israel redecorated most of Gaza.

"Charity" is the name of his girlfriend.

Sounds like the origin story for Deputy Fife.

I'm from NE Arkansas originally. Memphis explains ---so--- much!

While I was driving halfway across town to pickup a free entree from a restaurant I rarely dine at, someone was using my credit card to buy $65 worth of food from DoorDash. Pretty easy to prove that wasn't me.

"Can you yell at a Mexican for me?" /s

What happens when the Young Republicans graduate.

"That Puerto Rican" is slated as a mid season replacement 1/2 hour comedy series on CBS this January.

It's Nobel Peace Prize Week. Can't wait for the sturm und drang.

Likely a foreign student from India.

Future head of the Trumpen Juden.

It does appear that already filed visas aren't part of this...But Canada is an attractive option now.

So we need to set up a Go-Fund-Me?

The H1Bs for FY21 go into effect in 10 days. I expect the Canadian IT and medical industries to get a huge boost.

Like during their 1st term when they couldn't figure out, during the "Muslim ban," if Green Cards were actually visas or not. They gave conflicting answers constantly.

I remember the afternoons (CDT) being mostly soap operas. Game shows were primarily in the morning. There was no way (for me) to avoid the soaps unless there was something on educational TV.

You watched soap operas as a kid?

So the I could "shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters" was actually a campaign promise.

Silly little guy gives self-pleasure a shot.

Can't wait till you send the kid out to pick up cigarettes.

I assume it will be a pack of wild hogs.

Bob Kevoian with a tan?

The World Peace Prize, sponsored by John Deere.

Be all that you can be ... outside the Army.

The dude will take a $50 bill instead of a chance at heaven.

I can just see his bodyguard carefully extracting the license plate from a special pocket in his jacket when requested by the election officials. He looks both ways to make sure no one is peeking and has his other hand over his hidden firearm.

Raising lads in a flat is tough; wild raised lads are much cheaper and more docile.

"Sir, it was a fully loaded bratwurst... with sauerkraut!"