Liverpool winger Mo Salah responding to a tone deaf tweet about Suleiman al-Obeid who was killed by fascist zionist commuting genocide in Palestine. UEFA “commemorating” his death without meaning his death or cause of death.

get their asses, Mo.

I used to work in the grocery industry. We would get reprimanded if any Halloween candy was on the sales floor before Labor Day. Now, if it’s not out by August 1, you’re late.

All kidding aside I totally get that sometimes the President of the United States just needs to head down to the Quality Inn pool deck, crack open a box of ice cold Franzia chardonnay, and chill for a few hours with his besties.

AI industry horrified to face largest copyright class action ever certified Copyright class actions could financially ruin AI industry, trade groups say.

The crux of their argument is that if they're found liable, then the consequences of their own actions that no one forced them to take could ruin them and the rest of their industry that undertakes similar practices.

To which I say motherfucker did you never hear about Napster

Oh so it does have phd level intelligence

At first I thought GPT 5 had got this right then I saw things like "Tonnessee," "Mississipo" and my personal favourite "West Wigina." Please do not respond just saying the different typos to me we can all read the joke, we all know about "Distrricke"

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

This video is just incredible, a bunch of guys whose favorite movie is Boondock Saints in eBay tacticool gear doing their personal imaginary version of charging out of the LSTs onto Omaha beach but they’re in a Penske truck in a Home Depot parking lot and they’re the Nazis.

Ohio State fans frying their brains on AI slop is...it's better than what they usually do online, I'll allow it

111 Years Ago Today: War Declared By All

111 Years Ago Today: War Declared By All

What AI skeptics don't understand is that, as the technology learns and grows, it will come to understand that Buckeyes fans would enjoy this story more if Ryan Day's Secret Restaurant only served police officers.

This is why I pay for Internet

ACAB includes Allen Dershowitz and excludes this one Farmers Market Cop.

Analysis | The Mamdani recession has begun.

theonion.com/insane-moron...

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

It’s going to be so cool when baseball basically becomes Jai Alai because Rob Manfred couldn’t say no to a bunch of degenerate sleazeballs.

Why are you having lunch with the guy who’s doing this?

*wipes tears away* I love this man so much

Serbian Harness Racing is on the sports tier below Slap Fighting but above Toe Wrestling and you’d think it was the happiest moment of his life.

Ichiro on the Marlins

"Top tier athlete, fashion icon, sex symbol. No reason to list the rest of my credentials."
Dave Parker II reads a poem written by his father #MLBHallOfFame

you can't just go around as an adult man calling yourself Markwayne. please be serious

They should have security at Auschwitz that shoots you if you take photos of yourself.

Ken Griffey, looking beaned up.

Wow. It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!

All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.

I do firmly believe that refusing to outsource your basic cognitive functions to LLMs right now - as so many are stumbling over themselves to do right now, like hogs trotting to a pile of slop that’s been set up inside of a butcher’s delivery truck - will very much pay off in a few years.

thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires

no no the consultants have told me what voters really want to hear is about tax credits for people who start a small business in a disadvantaged area