Luke Knox

Home Depot Skeletons is an amazing term for throwaway NBA bigs

Danny Ainge going into Draft Night:

“If you have 2 starting quarterbacks you really have none”

- American philosopher John Madden

excellent submission, thanks!

Want to donate your horse for feed? Aalborg Zoo gratefully accepts live horses, which we euthanise and slaughter for feed at Aalborg Zoo. Our needs vary throughout the year, and there may be a waiting list. Before you consider contacting us about donating, the following conditions must be met: You must provide your name, address and phone number when registering your horse 1 The horse must be a maximum of 147 cm in pole measurement 2 The horse must be in a sound animal welfare condition for transport and not have been treated for illness at least within the last 30 days 3 The horse must have a horse passport The horse will be delivered alive to Aalborg Zoo, where it will be euthanised by a zookeeper and a veterinarian and then slaughtered.

article is not kidding about the image on the zoo website for this program. yikes.

side note: "the horse must have a horse passport"??

I’m going to drink some

It's Contract Extension Season Last week, we saw each of Billy Donovan, Mikal Bridges, and Luka Doncic receive contract extensions from their respective teams. Let's run through some thoughts on each of them, in the order they were...

Wrote about last week's contract extensions for Billy Donovan, Mikal Bridges, and Luka Doncic.

Do we know whether or not Billy D is a good coach? Which version of Bridges is NY getting? And nobody leaves L.A.

www.lastnightinbasketball.com/its-contract...

this is what peak performance looks like

Most wins in MLB, 2nd half:

- 11 Miami
- 11 Milwaukee
- 10 Chicago ... White Sox?
- 10 Cleveland
- 10 Texas

weird year. weird sport.

On this date in 1967, Joe Namath left training camp, went on an all-night bender, and led the Jets to four touchdowns in the first quarter.

Coconut is pushed through the breakers during the World Dog Surfing Championships Saturday, Aug. 2, 2025, in Pacifica, Calif. Eakin Howard/AP

Jeff Nieboer pushes Charlie Surfs Up through the breakers during the World Dog Surfing Championships Saturday, Aug. 2, 2025, in Pacifica, Calif. Eakin Howard/AP

Faith the surfing Pitbull gets pushed through the breakers by James Wall during the World Dog Surfing Championships Saturday, Aug. 2, 2025, in Pacifica, Calif. Eakin Howard/AP

Carson Surf Dog jumps off his board after catching a wave during the World Dog Surfing Championships Saturday, Aug. 2, 2025, in Pacifica, Calif. Eakin Howard/AP

In case you were wondering. Yes, the World Dog Surfing Championship does exist. www.npr.org/2025/08/03/n...

This article quotes A’ja Wilson 100% out of context and implies she thinks that Caitlin Clark is “targeted” by other players and that it’s because she’s white:

“Is it because Ms. Clark is white? A’ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces, a three-time league most valuable player, thinks so.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social back me up here

Skeleton as leprechaun

these are meant to be lovable oafs. dress them up, use them for comedy bits, they love it. this guy is on my work commute, always ready for the next holiday. why would we want anything else but golden retriever energy here?

Today In 1993: 46-year-old Texas #Rangers pitcher Nolan Ryan takes care of business after Robin Ventura makes a bad decision to charge the mound after getting drilled by a fastball! #MLB #Legend #Baseball #History

Bruce Arthur: Summer McIntosh wins fourth gold at swim worlds. She’s still early in her race with history Toronto phenom capped the Singapore meet by winning the 400-metre individual medley, in 4:25.78, short of her own world record of 4:23.65.

"This meet I learned more than any other meet ever, and that says a lot." Summer McIntosh won four golds and one bronze at the worlds, and lost the race of the century. She's racing history at 18 years old, and this was one of the great weeks anyone's ever had. www.thestar.com/sports/amate...

YouTube video by Fontaines DC Fontaines D.C. - Boys In The Better Land (Official Audio)

Good morning

youtu.be/abxGaMCDhmU?...

I prefer my Home Depot skeletons enormous and dumb as a brick, thank you very much

a man in a black shirt and tie holds a pen and a notebook Alt: a man in a black shirt and tie holds a pen and a notebook

Added to list, thank you

Let's slop 'em up!

was not aware, though I’ve only ever seen his stuff show up sporadically. stuff like this is amazing though.

where’s the head coach, wanna show him some power-I plays I sketched out

Honorable football!

If yall don't have at least 3 Tim Riggins on the roster then to hell with ya

can’t let the boys get too fancy out there this year

🫡🫡🫡

Dual threat

@sickoscommittee.org ESPN has him wearing 79, god I hope it’s the jersey number you’re seeing

Good lookin’ out! Added: bsky.app/profile/luke...

KONSTANTIN SPORK