Slaus slausy slaus

Is it time for formulaic ridiculous trope having ass Holiday movies yet? Cuz I'm ready af if I'm being honest. I'm ready to watch that workaholic city girl need a break and return home to meet her highschool crush and help save the alpaca pageant.

Can we not?!!

This is exactly why I left the premed program all those years ago and dropped my dream of being a psychiatrist. I'm far too lawful evil.

Father in-law: "No talking about politics at thanksgiving".

Me when someone asks me to pass the Mac and cheese who might have voted wrong... #blacksky

Go to bed!

I struggle between not listening to the news because ignorance is bliss or being informed and violently angry ass angry n ish. For now I'm gonna continue with ignorance... but I know eventually imma have to pay attention. But i's tiiired, boss.

Bruh it really DOES feel like when Scar took over Pride rock. The accuracy!

I am "now you know that baby needs a jacket on" years old. I'm officially-officially an older black person

The laugh that I laughed

Damn, woke up and heard Jake Paul won? Crummy white dudes are having the best month ever. 😡🤷🏾‍♂️

::hug attack::

I think it's gonna be a sweet potato old fashion and cigar by the firepit kind of night. And then pneumonia because it's cold out

These whitehouse appointments are looking hella Legion of Doomy.... it's like they got all of the first round picks in the National Crummiest White Dudes Draft. Just gone head and clone hitter whilst yall at it.

Black folks bragging about not leaving assets to their children when they actually are able to is not a flex but aight .....

One minute I'm looking at my 17yr old with all the love and wonder in the world, and then I realize my house won't stay clean and he eats all the ingredients and I'm like..., when is this negro moving out...

I feel like this place is just gonna be another source of evidence to be presented at my future trial.