08.04.2025 08:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

03.04.2025 04:13 — 👍 10699    🔁 3987    💬 175    📌 446

Art class should never stop being a thing. Like if right after lunch we all got to go down to the basement for an hour, throw on a smock, and make collages out of old magazines while somebody's eccentric, slightly witchy aunt tells us how great we're doing, I feel like we'd all be in a better place.

08.12.2024 17:44 — 👍 1664    🔁 252    💬 53    📌 28

Best thing you’ll see today…

15.11.2024 00:13 — 👍 1824    🔁 257    💬 69    📌 13

This is epic.

12.11.2024 20:37 — 👍 8806    🔁 1527    💬 336    📌 105

no Hulk Hogan or Kid Rock? low energy

12.11.2024 14:07 — 👍 5502    🔁 474    💬 553    📌 122

Democrats are amazing

They can commit electoral fraud in an election when they're not in power, but won't commit fraud when they are in power.

12.11.2024 15:38 — 👍 1322    🔁 236    💬 30    📌 11