Brian Rampage

Escaping from the "IUBB discourse" over here.

The Beastie Boys' vibes and energy were off the charts, but they were god-awful rappers. This post brought to you from the year 1999.

Well, now I can't not drink the death juice

Stop it!!

When did this place become the "let's talk about Elon" app? Im trying to get away from the other site for that exact reason.

Hamilton is fine/has some good parts, but it's got pacing/length issues (for my taste) and I think I'd like it a lot more if LMM wasn't the lead. Ill never understand the phenomenon around it, though.

Working in the health field will give you random epiphanies like "universal healthcare is the only answer to this nonsense" and "I bet being a garbageman is sweet as hell"

Toddler: /pointing (ba)nana!
Me: you want a banana?
T: (signs hungry)
M: you want to (signs) eat the (pointing) banana?
T: YEAH!!
M: /tries to hand her the banana
T: you idiot. You stupid moron. You dullard. That's literally the last thing I want now. You are a failure. Perish.

Going to get into a little online betting and being absolutely insufferable on here about it

love to have political discourse

Someone should have told me that drinking wine makes your head hurt???

there was a brief point when I was young where I thought Jesus Christ was a different guy than Jesus, like Elvis Costello to Elvis, and I swear I am not making this up

Given that people like Tom Allen (past 2 seasons), Walt Bell, and Mario Cristobal (yesterday) can continue failing upwards, I'm starting to think there's a dearth of people who can actually coach a game of college football.

PM is the dad/best friend they all wish they had

Sorry Europe, but my ass is only using the "poop flush" option!

Take heed, this site is a #NoBradDavison Zone!!!

The Perdue Chicken Plus Dino Nuggets have no earthly right going as hard as they do.

They are definitely a team

I'm the new Rizz* King

(*rizz is for Risotto)

Incredible. No notes.

Excited to have entered my Uncle Arc

Who is the person buying "salt & pepper potato chips"??

Bring them to me, make them answer to the food gods

Betting it all on the Bills tomorrow because we all know Aaron Rodgers doesn't believe in Jets toppling anything on 9/11

A Chinese woman held 16 jobs for 3 years and never showed up to work, report says Mia Jankowicz Sep 7, 2023

Not all geniuses get the recognition they deserve

Miss Rachel is a big contributor to this

You don't have to buy free weights for home use if you own a weighted blanket

If you name your kid "Jack Sock" he has to make an early choice between pursuing becoming a professional athlete/millionaire, or to commit patricide/matricide.

The best part of this site so far is only hearing about the drama secondhand and having no idea what anyone is talking about, and being thankful for it

It's frankly BS that humans haven't evolved the ability to see spiderwebs in a bright neon hue