formerly ross

That’s right. DS stands alone.

I don’t think GenZ deserves the perks of guillotines if they are spending on rotisseries that aren’t Costco

Marge says: WELL, KID ROCK ALSO HAS A SONG TO SING. DON'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND UNTIL YOU HEAR BOTH SONGS.

“You know I never considered buying Pringles before, but now that I know they have Sabrina Carpenter and Super Bowl commercial money, I think they’ve earned my support.”

315 squats megs coming soon

That was always wild to me as GA for a class at OSU and having baseball athletes email me “I’m going to miss the exam because of spring training in Florida; I’m not here for 2 weeks”

Conference is absolutely at a disadvantage in that sport.

I’ve been screaming for this for a while.

Additionally, Wisconsin just stop being weird and add baseball. Get on the this train.

kids never stepped foot in a gym in his life

I mean if this isn’t emblematic of the millennial experience what is

I mean

being cold-blooded, he’d at least be anti-ice

do you think brands feel bad when there’s a weather event and they see an image of their product on the empty shelf?

like “damn my stuff isn’t even good enough for an apocalypse”

we can only hope DJ is primed to do another bust up in a Raising Cane’s parking lot that crashes the entire campaign

I need off this ride we call life

Given this stupid twisted timeline we live in it sounds like Donald is about to finally get that NFL team

it wasn’t a first date, but an early date, I took her to see “Drive Away Dolls” which is basically just a lot of lesbian sex and tension with a plot involving the leads discovering a dildo cast from the penis of a prospective republican senator.

fun film.

Absolutely cooked. Nothing was incorrect.

video game nonsense

ah well about that

can’t believe you’re talking about football when there is stuff happening in the world ben

@rooster.info ah well

you will respect the Gary Grizzlies

ok time for the hockey matchup