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@mattgoshert.bsky.social

Crew and Ipswich fan Fort Wayne expat Columbus resident.

158 Followers  |  159 Following  |  242 Posts  |  Joined: 19.08.2023  |  2.2554

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two men are sitting in front of a sign that says " white north " ALT: two men are sitting in front of a sign that says " white north "
16.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FULL BUSH FALL

28.09.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a guy playing @stardewvalleywiki.bsky.social at the bar.

Coolest guy in the room.

22.09.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a nickel for every time I've been at a casino and the fire alarm has gone off I'd have 2 nickels.

Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

21.09.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently I said Beetlejuice 3x. My bad.

21.09.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cookie Monster Snapback ft. Tades Sanville [Lyric Video]
YouTube video by summerbruise [the band] Cookie Monster Snapback ft. Tades Sanville [Lyric Video]

@summerbruise.bsky.social may have done the best lyric video ever.

youtu.be/ZcEPkbbDNCo?...

19.09.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lives up to its name. Probably my favorite of the pubs I've been to recently.

11.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@talcotts.bsky.social

11.09.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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HOLY CRAP GUYS HE'S SO CLOSE.

11.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When did H John Benjamin start coaching Armenia

09.09.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is so good.

09.09.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'M GONNA START MY OWN MAYONNAISE... WITH BLACKJACK... AND HOOKERS.

08.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's so fun when techbros violate the 4th Amendment, and literally nothing happens.

25.08.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mayyyyyyybe we dont buy shrimp with "Great Value" as the branding.

19.08.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You didn't end the invasion of Ukraine in 24 hours. You also didn't involve Ukraine in today's "talks"

Participation ribbon for international politics.

15.08.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take the draw after that. #itfc

08.08.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes β€” The Nutmeg News This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky: Dear The Nutmeg News: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes. Sincere...

OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...

06.08.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

Hahaha Brilliant!

06.08.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And chruros and tacos.

06.08.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dont like Leagues Cup as its a disruption to the season, but I do like the badass post and pre game street food. #crew96

06.08.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is obviously an oped

06.08.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My @thenutmegnews.com headline.

I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes.

06.08.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Leagues Cup should be held in the USA in January and February. I will be taking no questions at this time.

06.08.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THATS MY BUSH #crew96

02.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or we could just not get a UFL team. That would be cool too.

31.07.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a lot of money to make Groot and Rocket Raccoon kiss.

30.07.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there

29.07.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1133    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 5

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