Dave Conrad

[Enter Puck.]

Those are all things I like about her.

Q. Why is Trump starting a war?

A. He got Bored of Peace.

Here is Patel and Bondi’s controversial July 2025 memo reversing years of prior statements by declaring there was no Epstein client list, no signs he blackmailed anyone and no evidence “that could predicate an investigation against uncharged third parties.”

www.justice.gov/opa/media/14...

$413,000 per bed. Insanity.

While they cut health care, food assistance, etc.

All the DOGE talk about cutting the deficit in half. The richest man in the world cutting public services, leading to millions of deaths, to provide cover for a wealth transfer to other rich people

a turtle looking out the window with the caption: watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences

Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences

UK: Prince Andrew arrested.

South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.

Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.

USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

Some of the best writing advice given to me from some wise creators:

1. Write every day even if its something small or silly.
2. Never shoot for perfection as there is no such thing.
3. Write because you want to not because you must.

#writing #authors #books #writinggoals

A white book with black letters: The Public Scholar: A practical handbook. It's in front of a red background with a megaphone in white outline.

"If you're a writer—any sort of a writer, really—in search of an audience, you will find so much that's invaluable in this candid, spirited, and openhearted handbook." - @bcdreyer.social on #ThePublicScholar.

Which you can pre-order here: www.press.jhu.edu/books/title/...

40 Steps with Small Wonders

“In small things forgotten, there is quiet grace.” — Anonymous (traditional proverb)

#LyricalWhimsy #TheArtEclectic #miniature #flowers #staircase #gentle #patience #quiet #wonder

A pink geranium and green leaves covered in raindrops.

Did I mention that it's been raining? Here's a soggy geranium
#photography #flowers #geranium #plants #garden #nature 📷🌱

They saw France bust down the doors of X for being pedophiles and immediately started developing the national sex crime VPN.

a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables . Alt: Fred Armisen as Raul on Parks and Recreation saying, "Right to jail. Right away."

Right to jail

ICE agents wear masks for the same reason the KKK did.

@spacetwinks doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

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ah, he finally got some guests on his podcast (sorry, I hope it ends soon)

Who are you going to believe, Fox or their lying chyron?

Several people pointed out that that line was a joke. My humor detector apparently needs to be recalibrated. Fair enough.

Not Constantine?

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

He'll just ask his Bored of Peace for an AUWF (Authorization for the Use of War Fighters)

Fox graphic of the "TOP 10 STATES WITH HIGHEST ELECTRICITY PRICES" featuring DC as number 10

congrats to DC on achieving statehood

Democrats are +22 on the generic ballot among independents in YouGov's latest survey. They are doing well with engaged voters and running ~even with people who don't follow news, a big shift left since 2024 ( www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-lost...)

(Yes, I realize it being AI could also have explained that)

Well that explains how Cruise was almost as tall as Pitt, lol

Thank you, I was being a little dense I guess.

Ah, I missed it. Okay.