Mary Forrest

I had no idea your mother in law was my mom.

This is very expensive theater. More expensive than actual theater. Which has become insanely expensive.

I could do a hunting drinking game maybe. “There’s one! Drink!”

The Smithsonian? THE SMITHSONIAN???

The final line of the piece sings.

“I’ve been canceled,” he rued.

Someone FaceTuned THE SHIT out of that soulless humanoid biped.

This could easily be an ad for Madame Tussaud’s.

The Streisand Effect is now crossed out in the lexicon and “Andy Bryon Effect” is written over it.

Very yes

If Democratic voters allow themselves to be gaslighted into caring about deficits ever again, then they are marks. Universal health care will DECREASE deficits.

We never thought people shouldn’t fuck children! We just thought they should marry them first!

I just can’t imagine spending the last 10 or more years frothing at the mouth calling democrats pedophiles and then saying actually fucking kids is good and fine.

I canceled my account. THIS IS WHY MONOPOLIES ARE BAD.

Jesus Barf

Has Jake Tapper weighed in on the importance of reporting on this new set of presidential mental acuity questions?

*Are we the baddies.gif*

The decision to exclude this person being a Trump appointee from the headline is yet another in an absolutely titanic heap of failures by this once respectable rag.

Don’t you mean “our bedbug”?

The antipathy for the Department of Education is the most enduring relic of the cause that birthed the modern GOP: not having to go to school with Black people.

Too hierarchical

Somebody doesn’t know what mutually-assured destruction means.

If “FUCK ICE” were a movie, this would be it.

SpaceX money is our money. We should fix that.

The White House isn’t exempt from libel laws. Yet.

This is what you get when you turn the country over to a group of people who have spent their lives praying for the end of the world.

Canceling a NYT sub is all well and good. But is there more we can do? Can we actively steal from them?

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I sent a cancellation request through the Primo app, writing in letter form and signing with my name, address, and account number. FTR they have been able to “find” my account in the past with no info at all as I was messaging though their app. This is what these crooks wrote back:

Crayola Colors of the World ban incoming.