@kylehypest.bsky.social
Safe haven from The Mad Tyrant Elon. Award-winning sports editor, now a digital menace. Central PA born and raised. Temple University Class of 2017. Views are my own.
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29.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once there was an ugly uniform.
It was so ugly, the other team died.
The End.
3 TOUCHDOWNS. FUCK.
26.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0>RJ Harvey finally getting used
>He's on my fantasy bench
If someone wanted to shoot me in the groin with a potato gun, I would not resist.
I am now fully on board with banning the Tush Push, there's new nonsense with it every week and is not worth having around anymore.
26.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The NFL’s refusal to let 2K back into the mix is infuriating for consumers AND not logical from a business sense. More games each year means more profit… Competition will force EA and 2K to put out higher-quality products. Low-level thinking!
22.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Offscreen: Mabel wagging her tail like the precious animal she is.
Ellie stares into the void a lot… Her lip gets caught on her tooth sometimes too.
Pure comfy dog vibes
22.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hmmmmm
19.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this bad?
19.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Adams family was furious that they lost to the Raiders.
13.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Might be the worst fantasy performance I’ve ever had.
13.10.2025 10:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alan Moore probably hates Peter Thiel’s guts
13.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your Twitter cousin is undergoing longterm dementia
12.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mabel eagerly awaiting to be released outdoors so she can return in 5 minutes.
Power went out, went over to work with dogs running around
10.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So fucking sad, man... Junior was a great dog. Clearly loved you and the rest of your family dearly. Sorry for your loss, Dre.
10.10.2025 12:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why
06.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish!
06.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll enjoy Bad Bunny's halftime show, but he's got the chance to do the greatest shit ever if he commissions Dominik Mysterio to make an appearance so the two can work a 3-minute match.
29.09.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Trump sports curse is real and horrifying.
27.09.2025 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lancaster pride, yo!
25.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sure, about as well as a filthy journo can be doing nowadays.
25.09.2025 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Splintered into various informal factions.
25.09.2025 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I keep forgetting to post here
25.09.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0South Park having the most sensible and on-point take on Israel/Palestine shows you where we're at in the world.
25.09.2025 18:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Classic Thomas is elite. Carlin is a natural storyteller. Ringo Starr and Alec Baldwin do pretty good work in the other seasons too.
18.09.2025 13:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SURFACE
12.09.2025 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0None of you are more online than I am.
12.09.2025 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My brain short-circuited when I heard the OWO meme was one of the engravings.
12.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Love that boy, hope everything works out.
12.09.2025 09:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to get rid of Tank Bigsby though.
08.09.2025 23:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
