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Updated my account with new domain! yay!

29.09.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Help let the Government know we will not allow payment processors to control what we can and cant buy. Sign the petition in your country.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... Canada

www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/... Australia

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73... UK

#activism #visa #mastercard

07.09.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Totally metal ship.

#nomanssky

05.09.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is wearing a fancy tie, and Blue is turning to look at him, blushing and clearly flustered.
Blue: You look so nice when you're all dressed up.
Green: Should I get dressed up more often?

They kiss.
Blue: No, then it wouldn't be special.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is wearing a fancy tie, and Blue is turning to look at him, blushing and clearly flustered. Blue: You look so nice when you're all dressed up. Green: Should I get dressed up more often? They kiss. Blue: No, then it wouldn't be special.

03.09.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4131    πŸ” 691    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7
End ESafety

Just thought I might boost this for fellow Australians, help with removal of the esafty commissioner. Let's keep our rights to freedom of expression and speech online. You can sign the petition.

endesafety.au

01.09.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.

4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.

Dual Roomba

xkcd.com/3133/

27.08.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3867    πŸ” 804    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 29
SHOW UP ANYWAY - DON'T LET AUSTIN CITY COUNCIL WIN
YouTube video by Louis Rossmann SHOW UP ANYWAY - DON'T LET AUSTIN CITY COUNCIL WIN

I might live on the other side of the world, but the sate of Austin officials have a lot to answer for, and they just poked a Louis... get popcorn.

#privacy #activism

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iscD...

28.08.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mew, that is all.

27.08.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
4-panel comic. (1) [Person looking at bottom of single stilt that makes a TAP TAP sound on ground] (2) [ Person looking at bottom of two stilts that make TAP TAP TAP sounds (3) VOICE from off-panel, on top of stilts: Do you have your phone? PERSON: Yeah. (4) VOICE FROM STILTS: Can you Googleβ€” PERSON: β€”How to get down from stilts? VOICE FROM STILTS: Yes please.

4-panel comic. (1) [Person looking at bottom of single stilt that makes a TAP TAP sound on ground] (2) [ Person looking at bottom of two stilts that make TAP TAP TAP sounds (3) VOICE from off-panel, on top of stilts: Do you have your phone? PERSON: Yeah. (4) VOICE FROM STILTS: Can you Googleβ€” PERSON: β€”How to get down from stilts? VOICE FROM STILTS: Yes please.

Predicament

xkcd.com/3130/

19.08.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3117    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 14

"For selected products only, there's Mastercard."

19.08.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3432    πŸ” 2108    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 14
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue walks up to Green, who is studiously staring at a vase, deeply puzzled.
Blue: What are you looking at?

Green looks up to Blue, still frowning in confusion.
Green: What colour is this vase?
Blue: ...Purple?

Both Blue and Green turn to look at the ambiguously coloured vase.
Green: But is it rose taupe, or opera mauve?

Blue sits down, looking at Green, who is still staring at the vase in defeat.
Blue: I think you watch too many paint mixing videos.
Green: I do.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue walks up to Green, who is studiously staring at a vase, deeply puzzled. Blue: What are you looking at? Green looks up to Blue, still frowning in confusion. Green: What colour is this vase? Blue: ...Purple? Both Blue and Green turn to look at the ambiguously coloured vase. Green: But is it rose taupe, or opera mauve? Blue sits down, looking at Green, who is still staring at the vase in defeat. Blue: I think you watch too many paint mixing videos. Green: I do.

27.06.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3269    πŸ” 432    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 12
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, who looks up from his book to look at him.
Blue: Hey, just as a heads-up, I'm expecting a delivery today.
Green: Alright?

Blue sits down, and Green turns back to his book.
Blue: You don't have to do anything, I just wanted to let you know so you won't get startled by-

Blue is interrupted by a loud buzzer noise. Startled, Green jumps up, shooting right through the roof like a rocket, dropping the book and scattering a few loose pages.

Blue is left alone, looking up to the direction that Green went. Green's book is laying on the floor, and the loose book pages gently float back down onto the floor.
Blue: ...The door buzzer.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, who looks up from his book to look at him. Blue: Hey, just as a heads-up, I'm expecting a delivery today. Green: Alright? Blue sits down, and Green turns back to his book. Blue: You don't have to do anything, I just wanted to let you know so you won't get startled by- Blue is interrupted by a loud buzzer noise. Startled, Green jumps up, shooting right through the roof like a rocket, dropping the book and scattering a few loose pages. Blue is left alone, looking up to the direction that Green went. Green's book is laying on the floor, and the loose book pages gently float back down onto the floor. Blue: ...The door buzzer.

21.02.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3822    πŸ” 546    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 20
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Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

21.02.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9158    πŸ” 1168    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 115
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are going through a montage of various situations. In the first panel, the two are in the middle of committing a heist. Green is sitting next to a glass case with a large gem within it and an empty sack beside him, as Blue answers the phone while hanging on a rope, climbing down.
Blue: ...Hi mom. Can I call you back? We're kind of in the middle of something.

In the second panel, Blue and Green are floating in space, with round glass helmets on their heads. The Earth is visible behind them, among the stars. Green watches as Blue is still talking on the phone.
Blue's mother, through the phone: You two are always up to something, aren't you?

On the third panel, Blue and Green are on a different adventure. Blue has a horned helmet and is holding an axe, still talking on the phone. Meanwhile Green, armed with a sword and shield, shields them both from fire being spewed by something unseen outside of the panel frame.
Blue: We're not, somehow you just always call just when we are.

In the fourth panel, the foxes are sitting in a small plane. Blue is flying it, while still talking on the phone. Green looks over his shoulder, back towards the direction they were coming from.
Blue: No, it's okay, mom. I'll call you back in a minute.
Green: I think they're gaining on us.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are going through a montage of various situations. In the first panel, the two are in the middle of committing a heist. Green is sitting next to a glass case with a large gem within it and an empty sack beside him, as Blue answers the phone while hanging on a rope, climbing down. Blue: ...Hi mom. Can I call you back? We're kind of in the middle of something. In the second panel, Blue and Green are floating in space, with round glass helmets on their heads. The Earth is visible behind them, among the stars. Green watches as Blue is still talking on the phone. Blue's mother, through the phone: You two are always up to something, aren't you? On the third panel, Blue and Green are on a different adventure. Blue has a horned helmet and is holding an axe, still talking on the phone. Meanwhile Green, armed with a sword and shield, shields them both from fire being spewed by something unseen outside of the panel frame. Blue: We're not, somehow you just always call just when we are. In the fourth panel, the foxes are sitting in a small plane. Blue is flying it, while still talking on the phone. Green looks over his shoulder, back towards the direction they were coming from. Blue: No, it's okay, mom. I'll call you back in a minute. Green: I think they're gaining on us.

24.02.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9444    πŸ” 1227    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 16
A comic of three foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and a third one between them is a smaller, brighter blue. In this one, the foxes are sitting in front of a gaming table full of little figurines and structures.
Blue: Pieces re set, terrain is in place, we have music and snacks, are we ready to play?
Little Blue: It would be cool to have something to represent fog and smoke and stuff.
Green: Great idea.
Blue: But what? Tufts of cotton?
Green: Dry ice?
Little Blue: A fog machine.

Blue's mother, a red fox, turns to look over her shoulder at Blue in deep confusion, as her son approaches her.
Blue: Hey mom, does your office room have a smoke detector?
Red: I thought you boys were playing board games in there?

A comic of three foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and a third one between them is a smaller, brighter blue. In this one, the foxes are sitting in front of a gaming table full of little figurines and structures. Blue: Pieces re set, terrain is in place, we have music and snacks, are we ready to play? Little Blue: It would be cool to have something to represent fog and smoke and stuff. Green: Great idea. Blue: But what? Tufts of cotton? Green: Dry ice? Little Blue: A fog machine. Blue's mother, a red fox, turns to look over her shoulder at Blue in deep confusion, as her son approaches her. Blue: Hey mom, does your office room have a smoke detector? Red: I thought you boys were playing board games in there?

17.02.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3491    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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Archive Request xkcd.com/3052

17.02.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15202    πŸ” 1577    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 82
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is sewing something, hunched over in deep focus. Screaming in surprise, he drops the needle and his work as Blue manifests out of nowhere right behind him, peering over Green's shoulder.
Blue: What are you working on?

Blue stands back as Green turns to look at him, still in wide-eyed shock.
Blue: Sorry, did I startle you?
Green: ...You just popped out of nowhere!

Blue sits down, perfectly calm, looking at Green, who looks back in disbelief.
Blue: I have been sitting here for 15 minutes.
Green: How??

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is sewing something, hunched over in deep focus. Screaming in surprise, he drops the needle and his work as Blue manifests out of nowhere right behind him, peering over Green's shoulder. Blue: What are you working on? Blue stands back as Green turns to look at him, still in wide-eyed shock. Blue: Sorry, did I startle you? Green: ...You just popped out of nowhere! Blue sits down, perfectly calm, looking at Green, who looks back in disbelief. Blue: I have been sitting here for 15 minutes. Green: How??

22.01.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4992    πŸ” 705    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 33
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Photo I just took of Mars setting behind the Moon

14.01.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22840    πŸ” 1275    πŸ’¬ 378    πŸ“Œ 76
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PDSMIX - Twitch πŸ—οΈ Haunted House Party πŸ—οΈ | Tech House - House Music | !spoopwatch !merch !discord !bits

not my channel but aweome music if you just want to chill at the end of the year.

www.twitch.tv/pdsmix

29.12.2024 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@kanthorne.bsky.social it took mew this long!!

22.11.2024 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green, as Green approaches him wrapped in a pink blanket, scrunching his face in disgust.
Green: Euugh ew it's cold in here!

Green's face brightens up as Blue suggests a solution.
Blue: Do you want me to go boot up my gaming PC?
Green: Yes, please.

Blue and Green settle around Blue's computer, with Blue sitting in front of the computer's screen, and Green seated right next to the machine itself.
Blue: I think I know just the right game for this.

The fans of the computer starts whirring as Blue turns it on, and the PC begins to glow faintly orange as it begins to radiate heat. Eyes closed in perfect serene peace, Green soaks in the warmth.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green, as Green approaches him wrapped in a pink blanket, scrunching his face in disgust. Green: Euugh ew it's cold in here! Green's face brightens up as Blue suggests a solution. Blue: Do you want me to go boot up my gaming PC? Green: Yes, please. Blue and Green settle around Blue's computer, with Blue sitting in front of the computer's screen, and Green seated right next to the machine itself. Blue: I think I know just the right game for this. The fans of the computer starts whirring as Blue turns it on, and the PC begins to glow faintly orange as it begins to radiate heat. Eyes closed in perfect serene peace, Green soaks in the warmth.

14.09.2024 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2636    πŸ” 515    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 25
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting outside, looking at each other.
Green: Does the air feel crisper than yesterday?
Blue: It really does.

Both of the foxes pause, turning to look at a red autumn leaf floating past them in the wind.

The foxes turn to look at each other, full of excitement.
Both foxes, simultaneously: Leaf!

Continuing to chant "leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf!", the foxes start chasing after the floating autumn leaf, full of seasonal glee.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting outside, looking at each other. Green: Does the air feel crisper than yesterday? Blue: It really does. Both of the foxes pause, turning to look at a red autumn leaf floating past them in the wind. The foxes turn to look at each other, full of excitement. Both foxes, simultaneously: Leaf! Continuing to chant "leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf!", the foxes start chasing after the floating autumn leaf, full of seasonal glee.

16.09.2024 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3591    πŸ” 761    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 34
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Meteor Shower PSA xkcd.com/2970

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Chili Tornado Quake xkcd.com/2965

30.07.2024 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1919    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 13
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Exam Numbers xkcd.com/2966

31.07.2024 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1576    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 14
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. It's dark, but Green is awake and alert while Blue is still half-asleep.
Green: Hey blue? Can you hear that?

Blue wakes up properly, now just as alert as Green.
Blue: Sounds like it's raining hard out there.

The foxes dash out of the bed in enthusiasm.
Blue: Let's go watch!

It's dark and raining outside. Blue and Green are sitting on their balcony, sharing an umbrella and watching the rain.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. It's dark, but Green is awake and alert while Blue is still half-asleep. Green: Hey blue? Can you hear that? Blue wakes up properly, now just as alert as Green. Blue: Sounds like it's raining hard out there. The foxes dash out of the bed in enthusiasm. Blue: Let's go watch! It's dark and raining outside. Blue and Green are sitting on their balcony, sharing an umbrella and watching the rain.

01.08.2024 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2092    πŸ” 427    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 21
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Situation xkcd.com/2950

24.06.2024 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1250    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 10
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddling, with their heads pressed against each other. Blue has opened his eyes, while Green has his eyes closed, content and in peace.
Blue: If you had the chance to start your life over, knowing everything you know now, would you?
Green: No.

Blue pulls away from Green, and the two look at each other.
Blue: Why not?

The foxes press their heads together again, Blue listens with his eyes open while Green talks, eyes closed.
Green: I didn't like most of it. And I might not find you at the right time again.

Blue closes his eyes as well, face pressed onto Green's.
Blue: I would probably invest in stocks.
Green: Good call.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddling, with their heads pressed against each other. Blue has opened his eyes, while Green has his eyes closed, content and in peace. Blue: If you had the chance to start your life over, knowing everything you know now, would you? Green: No. Blue pulls away from Green, and the two look at each other. Blue: Why not? The foxes press their heads together again, Blue listens with his eyes open while Green talks, eyes closed. Green: I didn't like most of it. And I might not find you at the right time again. Blue closes his eyes as well, face pressed onto Green's. Blue: I would probably invest in stocks. Green: Good call.

25.06.2024 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1579    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green pause to talk to each other, looking over their shoulders as they had been going into opposite directions.
Green: How is your new allergy treatment working?
Blue: I'm way better.

Blue slowly tilts his head down just slightly as he's talking. Sensing what's coming, Green just as subtly braces himself.
Blue: Normally my symptoms would be crazy by now, but this time I'm not sneezing anywhere a- a- ah-

Green is startled nonetheless as a powerful sneeze shoots Blue straight up like a rocket, outside of the panel and out of our range of vision.

Green looks up to wherever Blue flew, as he finishes the sentence.
Blue: ...As much.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green pause to talk to each other, looking over their shoulders as they had been going into opposite directions. Green: How is your new allergy treatment working? Blue: I'm way better. Blue slowly tilts his head down just slightly as he's talking. Sensing what's coming, Green just as subtly braces himself. Blue: Normally my symptoms would be crazy by now, but this time I'm not sneezing anywhere a- a- ah- Green is startled nonetheless as a powerful sneeze shoots Blue straight up like a rocket, outside of the panel and out of our range of vision. Green looks up to wherever Blue flew, as he finishes the sentence. Blue: ...As much.

11.05.2024 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1165    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
Aurora Australis

Aurora Australis

Aurora Australis as seen from my front yard last night. It was a little washed out but bright enough to still be seen!!!

12.05.2024 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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