🤠 alex

diamond baby. they're calling me "mr ok at street fighter"

congrats!

talking about using an LLM should be like talking about masturbating. keep it to yourself

the earth is really bumpin and grindin lately huh

where is my wife. where is my wonderful, kind, beautiful wife. what have they done with her

please refrain from anthropomorphizing the autocomplete machines

superman was a lot of fun. i just wish they had shown superman and lois lane "doing it"

really good Amazon product image photoshop

it's so pathetic that some people just sit around and stare at a screen all day. I have like 6 screens that I cycle between optimally

nice pic I took yesterday evening

oh yeah for sure UPS just leave me freaking Alienware 27" QD-OLED - AW2725DF out on the porch while I'm out and didn't sign for it. I'm sure it'll be fine. anyway what else is going on anything cool

what if instead of grok there was a guy named greg whose job it was to answer every question someone @ him with

there should be a group of people like furries except they dress up like transformers, mechs, etc. and if there already is, I should have heard of them passively

need her

stoner dracula: i never smoke.... tobacco

Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…

might fuck around and finally update to windows 11 just to distract myself today

FEMALE COWORKER: (thinking) Huh? Tom is using Google Chrome. But I thought that browser was only used by homosexual men...
MALE COWORKER: (thinking) Fisting, fucking, sucking... I'm down for anything now that I'm browsing the Internet on Google Chrome, the fastest, safest browser around.

Northernlion: "Y'know what? The gods envy us, okay. They envy us because we're mortal, and every second, it could be our last. So don't bring that in here chat, because we will never be here again. Okay?"

The game he's playing: "Lets count to 4! 1... 2... Oops! Try that again!"

whenever my browser throws the "too many redirects" error its like, ok how's that my problem

the entire pathetic arc of my life is building to one perfect moment. i can feel it

these all cool but man Elena is so pretty

just had my first liquid death killer cola and folks. would you believe the flavor geniuses at LD have done it again. it reminds me of red bull cola, which I love but I'm not sure if it still exists

Please keep Garfield top of mind and lift him up on this, his least favorite day of the week.
God bless.

last night at dinner at a steakhouse the waiter asked my mom to remind him what "tender" meant, and I'm going to be thinking about it for the rest of my life

oh HELL yes!

every interstate in America should have a huge armored truck called The Annihilator that randomly appears and tries to wreck you

help, my web server, she's very cold

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”