Mark

Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.

What if instead of sending ICE agents into schools we sent free lunches?

I saw three (3) cars today with Christmas trees on them. I'm sorry but you're a week early at least.

A man so desperate for a dime that he'll put his name on any piece of junk that crosses his desk. And no doubt take payment from anyone that needs a favor.

cranberry sauce (from the can) will save us all this year

Saw someone refer to the movement of people from X to Bluesky as the X-odus and that's just perfect.

it could also be *gestures broadly at everything everywhere*

good tips for all of us new to bsky

This is great.

Whether he wins or loses I chose not to listen to him ever again.

Need details on that whale story.

This should be read aloud at his confirmation hearing.

Went to pick up a sandwich at the deli down the street. Only other car in the parking lot has all it's doors and trunk open and as I walk by the owner pops out with a wiffleball bat and yells 'theres a mouse under my seat'. Good luck brother.

This X account has been given a grey checkmark, verifying it as an official government account.

It also only accepts resumes be DM's, which are solely open to verified X users who pay Elon Musk.

This level of corruption is staggering.

best news I've heard all month

What world are we in?

Also know as the 'let it burn' phase.

Screenshot of a tweet with a still from The Simpsons with Homer saying to Bart, “the worst cabinet pick SO FAR”

Can't confirm that but seeing Gaetz get nominated for AG makes anything possible.

He doesn't own it any more. Sold it a while ago for a ton of money