chaser eraser

Thank GOD

Watery girls i cannot sympathize. One year on the fempills and I'm still pushin goo

that little vest grab posture that all the cops do now is so cute. like, careful. don't want your empty amazon prime plate carrier to float away out of pure embarrassment at being seen with you

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

*trembling while my girlfriend is ringing my taco’s bell* I’m gonna bbbbbaja bbblast

It’s legit weird. At the consult mine said “it’s perfect” but then in the pathology report post excision it was rated “unremarkable”

Sydney's Weeney? Blonde's Tits a Hit in Slim Jeans Fit, but Anonymous Source Says Anti-Woke Was Born a Bloke

new york post you can have this headline for only $10,000

spit-roasting is gender affirming care

stop telling people i "adopt controversial opinions as part of an attention-seeking behavioral strategy", i really do think oatmeal cookies taste better than chocolate chip

Normal is a stupid word.

Lord let me die with my bladder empty and my pussy full

If you are a member of r/ChatGPT you are weak and will not survive the winter

This is the philosophy I try to live by

I played BFME but not with this expansion pack and my estrogen shots are all over the place

Me, crying: it’s ok, you can do it. It’s the world. I’m just one girl

Ethan Hunt: no, it’s not right. Misgendering one person leads to a holocaust of a different kind

Me, grabbing his face and turning him to look into my eyes: please, you have to save the world

*mushroom clouds*

I got my balls cut off a week ago and I have been crying sooooooooooo much

I just dropped my phone in it though woooooooffff

I thought about keeping my hospital bracelet as a souvenir but then I was like wait my pussy is my souvenir

Next you’re gonna say we are the sum of our connections and relationships to the world, both its impacts upon us and our impacts upon it and its other beings, making the true definition of an “individual” fuzzy and open to interpretation 🙄

Hhoooooo lort I just felt my clit

Nooo lieutenant double-yefreitor don’t relapse

Fighting the urge to get back on the apps and swipe while I have a catheter in

Can’t stop taking nudes in this hospital bed. The lighting is great

I can feel the packing all the way to the end of my canal though and ladies she is deep

“We got full depth” the hot doctor told me

Oh yeah *we* did

Unfortunately there is a wound vac and dressings hiding my cooch so I do not yet know what it looks like. Feel like a dang kid eyeing wrapped presents like an ambush predator

Additional hole acquired

Reflecting on the fact that my insurance is required by New York State law due to mental health parity to consider my new pussy a “medically necessary” fuck hole.

NYS is a real one for this. What a time to be alive

Literally I have a vagina what is this world that is crazy