Colin Shawhan, DDS

Calls to suicide hotline decline sharply after Christian conservative resigns as education head - LGBTQ Nation Teachers have literally been celebrating his departure.

Calls to OK suicide hotline down 36% since Christian Right lunatic Ryan Walters resigned.

Two things struck me growing up: The Electoral College and Christianity. Like WTF?!

It was these two things that convinced me “adults” have no single clue what they are doing.

“Smooth Criminal” is a classic.

Michael Jackson really leaned into his performance on that one.

Lunch?

His greatest hits were in the 50’s

I wish it were him (on the ground)

Or Russia

NO SHIT!!! We’re on the wrong track is like saying the 9/11 plane was off course. Jesus Christ this is the understatement of the century.

My boys were studying the French Revolution recently, and I think it might be a better fit for this regime than the comparisons with Putin, the Nazis or Italy’s Fascist era. This is what happens when the Billionaire class turns into a band of raiding pirates!

Three things about the hurricane:

1) This is the new normal
2) This is Climate Change
3) The Fascist GOP is Lying (surprise)

Pros and Cons of the Trump Regime:

Pros.. making a lot of new friends at protests against the Trump Regime.

Cons.. the whole damn team. Every fucking one of them.

United Stutterers Association has backed JD Vance for President.

“He sofa fucking good.” 👍🏽

The Turtles, “Happy Together” would make a great metal cover 🤘

Random thought. If it already exists, cool, because it should.

Diddy gets four years? C’mon Donald! I thought he’d be Secretary of Something by now.

You’re disappointing me here.

It’s heartwarming how everyone came to Stephen Colbert’s defense.. wait?

For 24 years a potential terrorist who decides to crash an airplane into a building finds out, “Geez, it’s really tough to gain access to a jet!”

The same should be true of guns.

A gun license should be hard to get. If you are a conscientious hunter and you honestly want to pursue that interest, well?

Get the license and maintain it annually. Allow the licensing body to track what guns you have and regulate their storage.

If you go crazy? Bye bye guns. Period.

So was Adolf 😥

This might make a fun series; single panel cartoons featuring children’s story protagonists struggling with mental illness.

If we had sane gun control Charlie Kirk might still be alive.

I was studying to become a veterinary chiropractor, but I had to press paws.

How about a deduction on my taxes for these fucking tariffs?

I know, technically there isn’t such a deduction available.

What if we all claim it anyway?

With all the abysmal shit Metallica has done for the past 30 years, I am surprised we haven’t heard “One Two”

Anyone else working on a playlist for the day? You know.. the day?

I am.

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.

Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.

The list goes on and on.

Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

I’d rather eat the ice cream. At least I can spell cholesterol.

And meanwhile, Don the Con said diddly jack SQUAT about it. He’s probably happy it’s a non-Epstein related headline for a change.

From freezer to the microwave.. Chilis does this, too.

I am prepared to answer the appropriate questions to qualify as suffering from Depression! I will shit-can my SSRI if they prescribe it (since I will be fudging the questionnaire), but whatever if fucking takes, man!!

Nashville hot chicken is legit!