bearlyryan

the post-lunch horniness is hitting, I fear 😩

Niche Conclave-themed Halloween costume idea: slutty Swiss guard outfit

Working in a big corporate office while also being a voracious slut is such a burden… but it’s one I must bear 😩

Not me forgetting I had this app on my phone because it’s not on my Home Screen 😂

A second sex dream about a close friend has hit my brain

It’s dark as shit outside and my body is fully telling me to go to bed…. And it’s barely 7pm 😩

two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs ALT: two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs

melatonin has some AUDACITY and I do NOT appreciate it

Took two melatonin gummies, got sleepy, turned over, aaaaand I’m wide awake. what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

Me: “I’m going to be productive today!”

Me a few hours later:

god things are so refreshing over here

I FORGOT THAT WAS TODAY

awooga, but in a respectful platonic way

unfortunately im starting to see some engagement baiting here

but i dont mind. this is handcrafted, artisanal engagement bait, written by humans, not bots. bait made with love

My twitter algo was carefully curated over 10 years, so… yes 😂 gonna have to speedrun this one

worst part about a new platform is building an algorithm that matches my freak 😔🍑