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Hon. Ahmad Masad, MP. PPC.

@ahmadmasad.bsky.social

@uOttawaMPSP Parody

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a group of stuffed animals standing next to a mammoth in the snow Alt: a mammoth and a sloth are dancing in the snow

๐Ÿ“ข My constituent, Manny, had a lot to say this morning:

"See this ground? Itโ€™s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!โ€

We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. ๐ŸงŠ #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom

03.10.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This video of the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social leader just revealed heโ€™s been with the Dark Side all alongโ€ฆ. But donโ€™t worry Canadians, @romeompsp.bsky.social quickly uncovered this and is taking wintry action! #PPCโ„๏ธ

03.10.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jedi party canโ€™t even hire a competent editorโ€ฆ

03.10.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people ALT: a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people

Canadian kids will be MUCH safer with the PPCโ€™s proposed ice wall.

See for yourself:
TW: Emotional

02.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HEAR, HEAR!!!

02.10.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Winter is coming!
Why donโ€™t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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Lโ€™hiver sโ€™approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur quโ€™ont appelle lโ€™automne, et vas directement ร  la parte bonne?

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bรฉlanger.

02.10.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a man is singing into a microphone in front of a snowy tunnel ALT: a man is singing into a microphone in front of a snowy tunnel
29.09.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Whoโ€™s Ready to Make Canada the Coolest Country in the World? โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

28.09.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Snow Day, Every Day. For Families. Period. @luciendaympsp.bsky.social โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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Journรฉes de tempรชtes, tous les jours. Pour les familles. Point final. @luciendaympsp.bsky.social โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

28.09.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social โ€” are you running to be Prime Minister in ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ? Or for a role in the UN ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ ?
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@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social โ€” vous voulez รชtre Premier Ministre au ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ? Ou un rรดle aux NU ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ ?

26.09.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Photo creds to the amazing party whip: @aureliempsp.bsky.social

27.09.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After @romeompsp.bsky.social ice-cold speech, we shared a laugh knowing the Polar Party isnโ€™t just winning by a landslideโ€ฆ weโ€™re winning by an avalanche! #affordableigloosforall ๐Ÿ”๏ธโ„๏ธ

27.09.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Realizing the sitting days in January are going to be sooo boring after the PPc wins every seat ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

26.09.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No days off for these Polar Party members - early election estimates predict a blizzard in the house ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ

26.09.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIt was said you would destroy the Polar Party, not join them!โ€

I HATE YOU.

26.09.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To align with our vision for a true Northern Confederation and to honor the Permanent Winter Parliamentary Schedule, I've officially changed my name from "Summer" to Winter. My commitment to a cool Canada is no joke. Let's make every day a snow day! @polarmpsp.bsky.social

25.09.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Jedi can not run a stove, but want to run a galaxy? #sNOwChanceJedi

24.09.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy to announce I am running as a @polarmpsp.bsky.social MP in #MPSP26.

Definitely did not attend last weekโ€™s meeting onlineโ€ฆ

24.09.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AND WERE BACK MPSP โ€˜26

18.09.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canada First ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Le Canada dโ€™abord.

18.09.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy wants Canadians to burn.
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Ce gars veut que les Canadiens brรปlent.

17.09.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Weโ€™re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nous allons Rendre Noรซl Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social

16.09.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Et nous revoilร ... Qui est prรชt ร  rendre ce pays beaucoup, beaucoup plus cool ?

14.09.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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