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I write erotic NPR fan fiction. Once vomited in an ATM machine deposit slot. Also I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...

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Check out @thevorpodcast on YouTube
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#Trump #tariffs #beef #food #groceries

18.11.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Agate Housing & Services Food Drive @AgateServicesMN
Agate Housing & Services is hosting a food drive to support neighbors facing food insecurity.
Drop-off Location:
๐Ÿ“ The Valiance - 2806 27th Ave, Minneapolis
๐Ÿ“… Wednesday, November 19
๐Ÿ•™ 10 AM-6 PM

#FoodDrive

17.11.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A very sweet lady bought me lunch today at the McDonald's drive thru! Of course I paid it forward by buying the guy behind me in line his lunch. Random acts of kindness gives me hope!

17.11.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Over the years, we have accumulated many, many weird items on this show. Wax presidents, Russell Croweโ€™s jock strap, even a Bob Ross painting. Now, you can own them. Visit johnoliversjunk.com to bid on items that will help us raise money for The Public Media Bridge Fund!

17.11.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 396    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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SATURDAY 11/22 1pm-4pm!!! Please help us with food donations if you can! You can drop at any of the five locations listed! #omaha #giving #donate #FoodDrive #RiverCity #Saturday #Nebraska

16.11.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thighs are the best part of the chicken! Best flavor and not dry like the breast...

16.11.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My family doesn't believe in Toyotathon, we celebrate Honda Days...

15.11.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I flipped her over & held her like a baby to demonstrate I am bigger, & she wound up really liking that. So hopefully I didn't accidentally teach her to be a dick for attention..."

I once dated a girl like that... ๐Ÿคช

15.11.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I guess the key is don't cuddle with them... And remind them that you're in charge!

15.11.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My suggestion: Bring home a bucket of KFC and eat it in front of her. Establish your dominance!

15.11.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gravy. Always gravy!

15.11.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weโ€™ve already raised 42% of our $20K goal to help neighbors who lost SNAP benefits! Letโ€™s keep going. Donate here: www.wakeupsonoma.org/donate
#WakeUpSonoma #SNAPBuddy #MutualAid #FoodJustice

15.11.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Home - Mario Lemieux Foundation

In a world full of Wayne Gretzkys, be a Mario Lemieux

mariolemieux.org

15.11.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4172    ๐Ÿ” 605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Did it work?

15.11.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could use a little moo-se!

14.11.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a bird

14.11.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got zero sleep last night. Everytime I lay my head down, my sinuses fill up and I can't breathe out of my nose... So frustrating. It's gonna be a long day...

14.11.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what's annoying? When people ask for help or advice and then promptly do the opposite of what I recommend. Stop wasting my time! ๐Ÿ˜ก

13.11.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goon a movie

"Goondock Saints"

12.11.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goon a movie

"Benny and Goon"

12.11.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goon a movie

"Goon in 60 Seconds"

12.11.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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What do you mean it's only available in select cities??? This is bullshit!!!

I WANT MY MCRIB!!!

12.11.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Woman asks churches if they will feed starving baby-the response is shocking TikToker Nikalie Monroe went viral after calling over 40 churches to test their response to a fake starving baby.

I would argue that the response is not very shocking at all!- "As of the 42nd video, nine churches have said that they will help, and 33 have said no."

11.11.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minus erection

12.11.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social

Does not taste like chicken. Tastes more like a beer can than beer... I do not recommend...

Oh dear God... The aftertaste... She lingers... Why did I buy 2 cans??? ๐Ÿคฎ

11.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just found out that my friend's mother passed away this morning. This will make the 5th funeral I've had to go to this year.

10.11.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it ingnorance???

10.11.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh... Plenty of time left in the game. Plus they're only down by 1. They can still make it!

09.11.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks damn good! Making me hungry!

#Food ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿœ

09.11.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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